Craziest place you've masturbated?

OUt in the woods. It was accidental, really. I had intended to empty my bladder, but was nervous about someone seeing me. I started stroking because i was really soft, but I overdid it, and...

 

In the bathroom at work, when i was high in social studies class in jr high. Turned out I found out the girl next to me noticed and told some people lol.

 

underneath my desk during an sol test in 8th grade, came, wiped the cum on the bottom of the desk. No one knew

 

That reminds me of a time I was out in the country, when we suddenly got one of those Summer deluges out of nowhere. As I was alone & to the best of my knowledge there wasn't anyone else around for miles, I thought the best course of action to keep my clothes dry was to strip & put them in my bag until the rain stopped. Once naked, I was hard in no time, so I laid on the ground & masturbated in that balmy tropical rain. A beautiful experience - just a pity I was alone - it would have been lovely to share it.

 

underneath my school desk when i was in 8th standard...the teacher was so hot cudnt resist rubbing my cock and it all came out...rubbed it in my handkerchief...i think one or two guys saw it but nobody ever told me anything about that...

 

In a car on main street, bath room at work, in a car while driving, at the house with the wife watching me and masturbating her self from outside, that was really hot people were driving by. Sonic drive in, Hell I'm a guy so just about any place you could think of.

 

Last February my boyfriend and I were driving down Interstate 65 to the gulf beaches in his restored '58 Chevy truck for a romantic weekend. I had only been with him sexually one time, and that had been 6 or 7 weeks before (I'm married, so I don't get to see my bf very often).

I guess I was thinking about how good it had been before, and also looking forward to being wrapped up in his warm body on the two chilly nights I would have with him on this trip. Well, like all cars and trucks of the era before seatbelts, this truck had a seat that went all the way across, like a bench actually. I was sitting next to him and he had his arm around me all lovey dovey like while we drove, so I started rubbing him through his trousers, straightening him up and working him down and out of the leg of his briefs as he hardened. The first time we had been together was all romantic and emotional and loving, so this was the first time he had seen the playful side of me.

He's a "big" guy so I soon had a pretty big handful of him, kinda like an ear of corn, extending down his leg and contained by the trouser fabric. I masturbated him as best I could against his inner thigh without ever saying a word. I guess he liked it because in just a few minutes he ejaculated into his trouser leg, making a mess. that soaked through a bit. My hubby said it was wonder I didn't cause an accdent.

We never made it down to the beach that night, stopping at a little hotel for some more playful sex which wouldn't wait. I'm so glad I met this guy and I'm so glad my hubby is understanding about us.

 

How about one of Saddam Hussein's "private offices" in Al Faw Palace in Baghdad?


thats one of my most memorable lol

 

In a unisex toilet in spain one time when i was on holiday, it was the first time i had seen a unisex toilet and it took me a few days to actually build up the courage to do so.( I was about 13-14 at the time)

 

I wake up very horny this morning, I had about a week without any sex or so, I put some porn on and start to masturbate for wile, but it wasn't possible to continue, the people start wake up and wasn't just a good idea to continue. I just wear some cloths and go out, drop in the first shopping mall I saw, took a pall of jeans and go to the change room... I remove all my cloths and start playing with my horny dick.. I could see the sales lady from a piece of the little open curtain standing a few steps from my place, she show direct in my eyes.. I had the most amazing orgasm I ever had, my whole body dreaded for a few minutes I felt not only my dick but like my whole body gave me that strong orgasm feeling, it took me a few minutes to be able to wear my cloths back, to clean a little up and leave the place...
I have been with many ladies before, also had many masturbation experiences but this was so strong, so different, makes me horny again thinking about....
this wasn't the craziest place I ever masturbate, but it was my craziest masturbation!...

 

On a plane!! and in my highschool photo dark room

 

On the train, surrounded by quite a few people. I did it through my pocket. Nobody noticed.

 

Church, when I was forced to go and got bored.

 

Five years ago in the waiting room of the Dentist office where my mother worked, 10 feet away from the receptionist. I was 15, and saw a hot pic in a magazine, and went to the (empty)children's play corner out of sight. It didn't take much for me to get horny at that age. The room was empty besides the receptionist, I loved listening to her talk on the phone while I got off.

 

Craziest Place? Probably in the library when i was still in college, or perhaps on the beach, or maybe even my front porch. I dont know, what do you folks think?

 

in public park...

 

During a few lectures, in bathrooms, in cars, the usual.

Oh, the woods. ^^

 

In a car, while my brother and dad went to the shop...

 

Hi pixie. do you like to chat and mastubate?

 

the parliament building