Craziest place you've masturbated?

I've also masturbated in Shanon Airport, Ireland. It had been a long flight, and i was a little pent-up..

 

In the woods... in my backyard (at night)... while driving... and once when I worked in a store, after we closed I got completely naked and did it in the middle of the sales floor...

 

on the side of the highway.. with some anal play

 

i used to work Mcdonalds drive-thru.On hot summer nights when we would get really busy, people would order thick creamy milkshakes.i would say "that'll be 2:95 sir please drive around to the first window"jacking furiously,right when they would roll down their window, i would bust my nuts in their faces.

 

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the reading room at my local library while my husband watched ^_^

 

I was a substitute teacher for a high school class. During the lunch break no one was in the classroom, I had about 20 minutes to unzip and jack off. It was awesome

 

After the rebellion started restoring the galaxy I was captured by two Storm Troopers that belonged to a fleet of the remnants of the Empire. . At the time Princess Leia was learning her new powers and sensed I was in trouble. When they were walking me naked through a crowd of people, Leia did a "force stroke" on me and I blew the biggest load on on the floor in front of the troops and many people saw it. It worked just like a banana peel, they slipped and fell I grabbed a blaster and killed them then ran off. I hid behind a building and grabbed a jawa, strangled him, and stole his clothes. I must have been the tallest jawa on the planet. Because of that embarrassing moment, I am able to tell this story today...

May the force be with you, always.

 

My teachers coffee.

 

in the collection tank of a porta-potty.

 

one time in a movie theater with a guy i was dating, we masturbated each other.

several times in my classes in high school. (i dunno how guys can get away with it! but i watched a friend while he did it during chemistry. admirable, lol)

while driving

my favorite was when i was at my brother's hot friend's house. they went to get something to eat at a nearby McDonald's. i was in his room watching tv and i just loved the smell of his bed and began to masturbate. i wasn't able to finish, on my own, cos he walked in...i couldn't stop so he ended up helping me out. man that was great.

 

I used to work with this incredibly hot girl. She was telling me about her previous nights sexual escapade and I got so turned on I went into the bathroom at work and jacked off. I came so hard I shot cum on the stall door. I just left it! ~

 

I masturbated out in the woods in my backyard recently, stripping all my clothes off once I got in a little farther.
I loved the feeling of the air against my naked body and hard cock. I came really hard.
It was exciting

 

I masturbate such a lot that most places I go to regularly I'll masturbate. Love the rush of getting my cock out somewhere I shoudn't. A few recent ones: on a bus, at the cinema, on a beach, in my car, in the car park at work, and the most recent - yesterday while paddling in a river

 

On an airplane. It was an overnight flight to Japan and I just put a blanket over myself right in the seat and I rubbed my clit til I came...my dad and some strangers were asleep next to me. :X

 

On a Greyhound bus, fantasizing about a HOT woman who was sleeping next to me (lol.)

 

a bus...
a guitar...

 

The craziest place I'd have to say is one while I was driving, or 2, while riding in the car with family, with a blanket over my lap. Slient masturbation with no expression o your face while doing it is very hard when very horny. But I managed to explode all over my fingers sucessfully. LOL

 

At urinals in high school.

Or while driving.

Or at my grandma's in the same bed with my much younger cousin... I thought he was asleep.

 

Swimming pool, lake, school bus, public restrooms, at various jobs, at other peoples houses, in my car, at the mall, on my front porch, on my old apt balcony, and if my memory serves me right (which most the time eh) I think in the woods.