Craziest place you've masturbated?

On a night flight coming home from a holiday

 

Anywhere and wherever !

 

Just did so at the movie theater last weekend during the long preview time with my wife's help. She wanted her popcorn juiced up.

 

In the late 80's early 90's I was going to a very large public park with lots of grassy hills and wooded areas to masturbate. I'd take a folding lounge chair and a beach towel, pick a spot over the hill from the road as not to be witnessed by cars driving through, strip naked and enjoy the sun beating down on my naked body as I'd begin to get an erection. Then I'd be stroking my cock to shoot a couple loads all over my chest and stomach. Sun bathe a bit more, get dressed and head back home.

 

In my office, sitting at my desk.

In the toilet at work.

Toilet of a commuter train.

Toilet of an airplane during an overnight trans-Atlantic flight.

Back seat of the car at night while my parents were driving.

 

On a night flight on a plane

 

Long ago — I was 13 at the time — the family was driving coast to coast. At a motel in Iowa, in a swimming pool full of strangers, I let the warm jet from the pool wall jiggle my penis through my speedo till I squirted my joy juice through the stretchy fabric and into water.

 

In my bedroom, with blinds and windows wide open, people can have a full view if they pay attention.

 

You've got an exhibitionist side to you, haha.

 

My in-laws back porch. Just needed a squirt.

 

I was in a pub in a country town that out of those old English telephone boxes I pretended I was talking on the pphone and shot my load on the window. He was a mind and cock blowing eexperience.

 

Lowell scott jr. high.meridian, Idaho. pants off on the science table in the middle of the room. Rest the kids were at lunch and I could see them walking by the window. Talk about risky.

 

School stadium bathroom just outside football dressing room.

 

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Haha. Did the mule enjoy it, too?

 

Lots of crazy/different places.

• An airplane restroom (solo mile-high club) several different times.
• Almost every home I've been in if I've had a bedroom to myself. Typically I'll grab one of the socks that I've worn that day, and slide that over my cock and jack off into it. No mess on the bed, no mess to clean up.
  
• While hiking, out in the woods by a stream, just shot my cumload onto the leaves.
• In a university library. I was in there studying, and was at a table fairly isolated. There was a stairway up to the second floor, and it was during the time when miniskirts were very popular. When the college girls would go up and down the stairs, the leg view was excellent. That got me very horny. I kept my cock in my pants, and just rubbed my self looking at the girls until I shot my cum into my underwear.
  
• While driving, usually at night. I'll try to grab one of my used socks and put that over my cock and jack off into that.
  
• Out in the woods sitting in a blind while deer hunting. I got bored and then horny. I didn't see any deer that day - the scent of fresh human semen probably kept them away.
  
• In a second floor hotel room, standing up near the window. The windows were mirrored on the outside. No one could see in, but I could see the ladies laying out by the pool. I jacked until I shot my load on the inside of the window.
  
• In my supervisor's office late one evening when I was the only one in the building. I shot my cum load into the trash can sitting by his desk.
• In a peep-show room in Berlin. I was alone in the little booth, watching a naked girl on a slowly rotating platform masturbating herself with a big dildo.
  
• In my own back yard late at night - I just went outside and listened to the quiet. Pissed on the grass at first, which made me horny, so then I started jacking off until I shot my cumload on the grass.
  
• In my swimming pool, using the water jets. There are a couple just the right height. I'll lower the back of my trunks and put the stream up against my ass hole to get me very aroused, then I turn around, drop the front of my trunks and let the water stream shoot on my cock and bring me to full orgasm. I only do this if I'm home alone, and the pool is located so that none of the neighbors can see it.
• In the Mediterranean Sea off the coast of Turkey. It was daytime, with other people on the beach and in the water. There were several good looking babes wearing bikinis nearby. I waded out about chest height and reached down, pulled out my cock, and stroked to orgasm while looking at the babes.
  
• In the attic space over the girl's locker room next to the gymnasium in high school. There was a spot where you could stand and look through a small peep hole into the dressing area and watch the girls undressing before going into the showers and then coming back out to dry off and get dressed again. I got to see some nice titties and hairy pussies there. Several of us guys knew about the spot, but the space to stand was only big enough for one person. The wall and floor where we could stand had a lot of cum stains. About 2 weeks after I jacked off there the last time, one of my buddies got caught by the maintenance guy. He got in trouble, and the hole got patched up, and that was the end of our fun.
• Lots of times at work in my locked office. I brought some porn on an external (encrypted) drive, locked the door and put on my headphones. I kept a roll of paper towels in my desk drawer, and I would cum into that and either put it in the trash can or take it down to the men's room and put it in the trash there.
• In a train in Europe. I had a sleeper berth, and it was a night trip. I was by myself, and I closed the privacy curtains between the outside aisle and my room, but I opened the curtains at the window looking to the outside of the train car. I just laid there on the bed, looking at the houses and cars that we were passing, jacking my self and wondering if anyone got a quick view of me with my cock in my hand as the train passed by.
• Probably every hotel room that I've ever been in if I'm by myself. I cannot remember a time that I've been by myself in a hotel room that I haven't jacked off at least one time.

 

Hiking in the woods is hardly a strange place at all to masturbate. It’s one of my favorite settings to do it. I can remember the first time I did it on a hiking outing. I was 13 and my Dad took me and one of his friends on a 9 day hike in the high Sierras. I can remember lying in my back at night, snug in a warm sleeping bag, breathing the chill, high altitude air, staring at stars so bright in a sky so dark, my hand in my pants quietly stroking myself as my companions snored beside me. It was cosmic as I took that big sighing breath and felt the stream of hot semen stretching my urethra and gushing into my jockeys.

I recently found some photos my Dad took when he went on a solo weekend hiking trip in the Rockies. He had made a campsite by a beautiful alpine lake that was in a broad valley with tall, snow-capped mountains looming all around — completely deserted. I recall that it was my Dad who told me back then that masturbation was a normal activity that couldn’t hurt you. It’s impossible for me to believe that he himself didn’t masturbate multiple times while staying in that beautiful place. How could he not have?

When I lived in New England, there were woods behind the house that extended for miles. I used to walk those woods several times a week, all year around — even in the dead of winter. My walks often included a stroking break. I can remember once when the temperature was in the teens (Fahrenheit), and the snow was sparkling in the winter light, I found rotting dead tree to lean against, shed my gloves, pulled out my skin flute, and made music on it till my seed silently plopped into the snow. The combination of feeling both the cold of the air and the warmth of my hand simultaneously on my hard penis — both strange and exhilarating.

During that era some old college buddies and I had an annual camping event at a special spot in the Adirondacks each July 4th weekend. It was a mixed crowd of single guys and gals as well as couples. We’d all shed our clothes and be naked hippies in the woods for three days, smoking weed and drinking beer. I don’t know if anybody else did this, but for me, several times each day, I wandered off into the woods to stroke one out. The effect of being naked all day was to truly stimulate semen production. Each orgasm was accompanied by unusually voluminous fountains of penis nectar gushing in high arcs, one after another, before dropping into the leaf litter. I still get a boner just recollecting those times.

 

I could list a few crazy places I have masturbated over the years, but most recently, last month whilst on holiday, our nearest beach was a naturist beach which we ended up visiting regularly.

I loved the feeling of swimming naked in the sea, and on one occasion I masturbated myself. I didn't plan it, it just happened.

Because of being in the sea, no one (hopefully!) could know what I was doing, but nonetheless I got a big thrill pleasuring myself in a public place with lots of other people nearby.

 

Very nice sounds like fun

 

Be careful not to swim over a fishy that is used to feasting on worms. You may end up missing an important part of your anatomy.

 

It would have to be on one of my nude hikes in the nearby woods. Stroking as I'm walking

 

In a toilet in a hardware store. It was in a one cubicle unisex toilet. My wife and were having phone sex. Someone came into the restroom when I was close to orgasm and I was talking dirty and swearing. Then there was a knock on the door and a womans voice sa is everything ok in there. I said yes, just feeling a little unwell. She said should I get help, I said yes please. Once I heard the outer door close I pulled up my trousers and ran like hell. While I was running I could hear my wife laughing on the phone. When I for to my car, I looked around and nobody seemed to be following me. When I got in the car my wife asked if I wanted to keep going I said yes, our a car rug over my lap, got hard again and finished our phone sex in the carpark. Looking back it was the most exciting phone sex we have ever had and we still laugh about today.

 

Once I jerked off in an outdoor stairwell at a motel. Nowhere to run or hide! If anyone came up or down the stairs I was fucked! I think knowing that made me cum harder and shoot further! Still a fun memory!!