Craziest place you've masturbated?

One of my last posts before I got so busy was a reply to something like What’s the wildest place you ever masturbated? Mine was on the stage in high school. This tale is about my most insane place, a small park in the mountains at the head of a minor valley. I was fascinated by a gazebo on a rock jutting out from the woods along one side. As a rule I’ll suddenly see an opportunity in an ordinary situation, and I did then. Uh-oh. Sure enough there was a trail in a ways in from the cliff, then a side trail towards the gazebo, and the plot was under way.

A few yards along the side trail, I stashed my light jacket behind a bush I’d recognize later. Several yards more and the shirt went behind another bush, then many more yards later the T-shirt, so far nothing too remarkable for a hiker. Then with the shoes and socks it began to get interesting, but some people up there go barefoot, right? Walking along like that, with my feet cooling and butt warming, you know what happened next. I wondered what someone would think about me hiking in nothing but tighty whites and them about half-tented! A good ways farther on, in what’s always one of my favorite moments, I pulled the front waistband out and down some, which slid the sides even farther, then the back way down, and soon they were all the way off too. Another favorite followed, walking and slowly stroking, especially fully naked. By then I was wondering just how far the gazebo was, if it was even there, and if I could hold out, but in what seemed like ages, there it was! Now, no one had been in the park, but if someone had come, we could see each other, but still I could not guess the distance or how much they could see, and I was absolutely naked, boned up, and stroking!
In one of my biggest rushes ever, I stepped out of the woods in to the open gazebo! And there were people in the park! And they were close enough to just make out a middle-aged couple and a tall, skinny guy. And I knew they could see me --and more easily see I was naked and maybe make out what I was up to. And I carried on anyway, all hunched over, heart pounding and legs jumping --and it took a while, somehow making it even more delicious. Rush after rush like that, I barely stayed on my feet, one of my very best.

A few moments later of course there was the problem of getting my clothes back, especially if someone had happened along behind me. No one had, but there was still returning to the park with those people sure I was who they’d seen, but another trail circled the park and a few more cars were there, so I came up from a different direction. I wish I could have heard them talking. Would I do it again? I’m not nineteen now and would almost certainly not get away with it again, but it’s mine now, and now yours, too.

 

Lots of crazy/different places.

• An airplane lavatory (solo mile-high club) several different times, shooting my cum into that little stainless steel sink, then wiped it up with a paper towel.
  
• Out in the woods by a stream, just shot onto the leaves.
  
• Out in the woods sitting in a blind while deer hunting. I got bored and then horny. It was just above freezing, and I was wearing coveralls over my jeans. The overalls could be unzipped from either top or bottom. I unzipped them from the bottom, then unzipped my jeans and pulled out my cock. The cold air and my warm hand was very stimulating, and I jacked off until I shot my cum on the inside of the blind. I didn't see any deer that day - the scent of fresh human semen probably kept them away.
  
• In hotel room standing up near the window, which was mirrored from the outside. No one could see in, but I could see the ladies laying out by the pool. I jacked until I shot my load on the inside of the window.
  
• In the boss's office late one evening when I was the only one in the building. I shot my cum load into the trash basket sitting by his desk.
• In a peep-show room in Berlin. I was alone in the little booth, watching a naked girl on a slowly rotating platform masturbating herself with a big dildo. Couldn't see, but could hear, the other guys all around looking into the center area.
  
• In my own back yard late at night - I just went outside and listened to the quiet. Pissed on the grass at first and then started jacking off until I shot my cum on the grass.
  
• In my swimming pool, using the water jets. There are a couple just the right height. I'll lower the back of my trunks and put the stream up against my ass hole to get me very aroused, then I turn around, drop the front of my trunks and let the water stream shoot on my cock and bring me to full orgasm. I only do this if I'm home alone, but the thought of someone watching me do it is very erotic.
• In the Mediterranean sea off the coast of Mersin, Turkey. Waded out about chest height and reached down, pulled out my cock, and stroked to orgasm. There was a lot of people around, but no one close enough to me to realize what I was doing. I watched several good looking babes in bikinis while stroking myself.
• In the attic space over the girl's locker room next to the gym in high school. There was a spot where you could stand and look down into the dressing area and watch the girls undressing before going into the showers and then coming back out to dry off and get dressed again. I got to see some nice titties and hairy pussies there. Several of us guys knew about the spot, but the space to stand was only big enough for one person. The wall and floor where we could stand had a lot of cum stains. About 2 weeks I jacked off there the last time, one of my buddies got caught by the maintenance guy. He got in trouble, and the hole got patched up, and that was the end of that.
• Several times at work in my locked office. I brought some porn on an external (encrypted) drive, locked the door and put on my headphones. I kept a roll of paper towels in my desk drawer, and cum into that and either put it in the trash can or take it down to the men's room and put it in the trash there.
• In my car with dark tinted windows near a group of high school drill team girls. It was late one evening, and I had taken my wife to a meeting and a neighbor lady was going to bring her back home. The drill team girls were outside warming up for a performance in the gym. They were stretching in all sorts of poses, and I just couldn't help myself. Figuring that no one could see me sitting there, I just pulled it out and jacked into a paper napkin that I had in the glove box while watching those hot girls.
• In a train in Europe. I had a sleeper room, and it was a night trip. I was by myself, and I closed the privacy curtains between the outside aisle and my room, but I opened the curtains at the window looking to the outside of the train car. I just laid there on the bed, looking at the houses and cars that we were passing, jacking my self and wondering if anyone got a quick view of me with my cock in my hand as the train passed by.
• Just about every home I've been in if I've been by myself in the bedroom. Typically I'll grab one of the socks that I've worn that day, and slide that over my cock and jack off into it. No mess on the bed, no mess to clean up.
• Every hotel room that I've ever been in if I'm by myself.
• In the college library. I was in there studying, and was at a table fairly isolated. There was a stairway up to the second floor, and it was during the time when miniskirts were very popular. When the college girls would go up and down the stairs, the leg view was excellent. That got me very horny. I kept my cock in my pants, and just rubbed my self looking at the girls until I shot my cum into my underwear. I tried to go back to reading, but I guess I dozed off and woke up about a half hour later when one of my buddies came in and slapped me on my back.
• While driving, usually at night. I'll try to grab one of my used socks and put that over my cock and jack off into that.

 

Shit,I've jacked it just about everywhere. Public bathrooms the most, pull off the side of the road, at work, showers at campgrounds, the lake when I'm fishing, in the swimming pool. Those are just the places off the top of my head

 

I was 2feet under the Mediterranean sea, sitting naked both feet planted in the sand with a fairly heavy rock laid on my belly. I must say my ex was with me and seeing her pussy swimming above me was quite a sight. I had an tuba that reached tobthe surface so I stroked for like 4-5 minutes so the soft and constant motion of the waves, it was the BOMB. I brought a seashell back for the memory (still have the shell, not the girl)

 

My parents bed.... hahah....

 

Restaurant bathrooms, elevator, parked in parking lots, open grass field at parks, neighbors bathroom, airplane flight to Hawaii (wife jerked me off), movie theaters, lots of places.

 

Years ago I'd been invited to my girlfriends house for dinner with her parents. I wanted to go to pee and in the bathroom accidentally I found her mom's panties wrapped in stockings. I grabbed my cock with them in my hands and exploded!

 

With me, it was my aunt's panties, same result. I played & worked with my cousins (her sons), and when we would get together in the hay loft or cornfield or woods to j.o.d. (jack our dicks), I would be thinking about how bad I wanted to fuck their Mama!

 

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This is an easy one for me: it was in a common shower (a big square tile room with about 8 heads, as I recall) when I was 15, in 10th grade. I was showering by myself after a sports practice, and what started as standing there idly "cleaning" my penis turned into sitting on the floor, back propped against one of the walls, heavily soaped up and pounding away. I stifled a cry when I came. If any of the other boys had come in, there would have been no way to conceal what I was up to. I remember telling myself later "WTF were you doing?"

 

Plenty of times in store bathrooms, at work. I think some of the hottest sessions I had was when I was a smoker. Everyone would be in bed or working 3rd shift, so I'd go out for a smoke, most times only wearing a pair of shorts. So I'd quietly go up behind the barn, and as I'm walking up, to the one alcove that is outside, I'd take off my shorts then walk away a little bit, and go to town. Just recently I came across this park that is kind of hidden, people go there, but it's not a traditional park. It's got a hill going down toward a creek, back where these old closed off iron mines are. Trying to go back up the hill sucks though. Anyway, right at dusk, on my second trip to this park, I didn't go all the way to the creek, but to trail #2 which is inbetween. So I walked down for a bit, only wearing a shirt, shorts, and shoes. After a bit of walking, took my clothes and shoes off, and continued walking for another minute or two, naked. After a bit I stopped, and it didn't take me long to finish at all. The walk back to my clothes sucked because of all the rocks, but the walk up was easy. If I go a third time, I'll have to do it opposite.

Oh I forgot to mention, in rented hotel rooms and I also did in my car tons of times. It's easy getting naked, but it is a pain trying to get dressed in the car. For me though, I can't stand clothes. There have been times when the whole house was empty, and for literally 2 days straight, I just stayed naked.

 

I once jacked off while riding a unicycle while smoking a cigarette lol just kidding

 

On a national express coach. Normally on the journey home when it was dark and quiet so not many people at the back where I sit. I’d have my coat on me and slide my hand down my jeans and slowly tease my clit while either watching porn on my phone with headphones or my imagination.

 

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In a church. Several times actually.
My Dad was an elder there, he gave me the "counting" job. The church had a balcony not used regularly. I would stand at the top and count, and then on the other side of the church was a nursery, I would count a few women in there. It was down a long hallway, at the other end was restroom next to a kitchen. I regularly went at it there.

 

The other night on my way home from work I pulled Into a layby behind a parked lorry and wanked off in my car while watching porn on my phone...came Inside my boxer shorts and then drove off home...had to change quickly when I got in so my wife wouldn't find out...will definitely be doing it again!

 

The craziest place I have masturbated was on a bus a few times actually, I had been watching porn and my cock was rock hard i had my hand in my pocket rubbing it and couldn't take it anymore I turned my body towards the window put my coat over my lap undid my buttons on my jeans took my throbbing cock out of my boxers and started stroking it the idea that I was doing it on a public bus was so thrilling and exciting it didn't take me long to reach climax i aimed my cock down the side of my seat and shot a massive load, when I had finished I just sat there with my cock still out of my jeans it was an amazing naughty exciting feeling wondering if anyone had seen what I was doing.

 

In the woods. But that can’t be very unusual can it? Haven’t most people done it under the trees?