Craziest place you've masturbated?

im my grandpa's room while he was sleeping

 

While driving. The urge overcame me, I had an empty coffee cup - why not?

 

In a reading room of a library while I was in college.

 

i have masturbated in a public swimming pool put my hand down my swimming trunks or swimming shorts as i call them and i started massaging my cock there was something pleasing masturbating when theres lots people in the pool and they dont know your masturbating

 

On a greyhound bus, I take medication that makes me really horney for the first couple of hours after taking it. My sister and I was coming back from a trip to her best friends house.. I went because she didn't want to be on the bus at night alone. She knows how the medication effects me.. I had told her about it way before this trip like 3 or 4 months before.. So I popped one and the only reason I did is because I hadn't taken it all day and it also gives me a lot of energy. So I am laid back in my seat, eyes shut and a time went through my head about me jacking off going down the interstate with my wife, who had passed away a couple of years before this night. So as I thought about it I kept looking at my sis to make sure she was asleep.. And all of sudden I heard her say "what's ya thinking about" And OMG you would have thought I had been shot the way I jumped.. And of course she busted out laughing.. So I said will you stop and go back to sleep.. She says why so you can jack that hard thing off.. I said no of course not.. Not on the bus anyway and laughed.. She said not on the bus or not in front of me.. I said both.. And laid back and shut my eyes.. We were both wearing gym type shorts and a little bit later I heard this really low, really soft grunting and growning sound and open my eyes and she had her hand up the bottom part of her shorts and them pulled to the side rubbing her shaved pussy.. I was stunned again.. I started getting hard and couldn't believe what I was seeing. She said go ahead jack yourself off we don't have to touch each other.. It took a couple of minutes before reality hit that this was actually happening and it was starting to get turned on by it.. So I laid back and pulled it out of the side and began slowly rubbing my dick and stroking it.. So if I posted to much!!

 

Don't think I'm all up on the sister part but would love to know what medication it is you take.

 

Probs an airplane.

 

Craziest place? I guess at the mental asylum?

 

I was studying class eighth. One afternoon during my lunchtime at school I had a hard penis poking my shorts. I felt so aroused that I started masturbating in the class room till I reached a climax.This is the craziest thing I did in my life.

 

I jerk off in the car about every day.. I love being caught

 

On a nude beach watching two guys fucking

 

The captains bathroom on a big ship. I would get nervous and couldn't poop in the regular bathroom so I requested to use the captains bathroom(head). I had been abstaining from pleasuring my self for some days and I just couldn't hold it. I was getting flash erections and couldn't work as well. I went to take a poop and brought a pair of nylon panties with me and did it up. I wasn't in the Navy, I was just on board a ship to do some software development and upgrades.

 

Maybe not the craziest, but last night while trail running in the dark, I masturbated off trail.
It was nice. No real chance of getting caught, but it still had that risky feeling.
I shut off my light, and went off the trail, to the bank of the river. It’s a noisy stretch of rapids.
I just pulled my pants down. I had an almost overwhelming desire to get naked, but didn’t. It was still really good though.

 

At a friends house in my late teens. She lived with her mom and sister, all of them gorgeous, we were just friends and i practically lived at their house in my teens, her mom was mid 30s and a total knockout. Anyway was supposed to hang out with my friend but she ended up working late so she told me to just chill in the basement till she got there, i let myself in and started watching TV, went upstairs to grab a drink and thats when i heard the moans coming from the hallway, being a young horny curious teen i snuck down the hall to see if i could see anything, the door was open about half way and i had a full view of her mom getting absolutely pounded in doggy style, it was like porn but better, i'd never seen people fucking in real life before, I was rock hard in an instant and watched till this guy pulled out and blew his load all over her back, he gave it a few strokes then went right back to fucking her, i snuck back downstairs as quickly as i could and went to the bathroom, which was almost right under her moms room, i pulled out my dick and began jerking off as i listened to her moms moans from upstairs, i blew a huge load, cleaned up and left, told my friend i had something else come up.

 

My computer was busted, so I had to go to the library to do a word piece and print it. All the while I was there, there was a gorgeous twenty-something black girl working at a station ahead & to the left of me; that gal had the biggest, roundest, sexiest ass ever WUZ! I couldn't keep my eyes off that ass -- I'd been so hard for so long my dick was HURTING by time to go! The restrooms were out in the foyer by the front door, there was nobody coming or going. It was a crazy as hell thing to do, but on an impulse, I dashed into the 'Girls' room, unzipped, and in less than 3 heartbeats I was spurting some of the hottest cum I've ever felt all over the lavatory! As soon as those first 3 or 4 crippling contractions were done and I could move, I stuffed it (still pouring cum!) back in and got the hell out of there! No one ever knew It was me that did it!

 

Naked horseback riding in the woods. True story LOL

 

I thought that on stage at school would be the topper for this thread but to be safe I read all 26 pages, and found some that gave me a run for my money "including but not limited to" the hang glider and paraglider, both high over crowds. Maybe I mentioned somewhere here that most of my stories began as ordinary events but I suddenly saw the potential in them, and this is one.

In high school I was in the drama club (duh) and one Saturday we were painting the big panels for backdrops on our little auditorium stage. We were using the gym, as they were too big to do backstage. The teacher sent me to go get something out of the backstage and bring it to the gym. As I walked down the deserted hallway, that potential began itching at me, then I unlocked the door to backstage and went in. Aha! I began feeling myself, opening my shirt and loosening my pants. Then I went around the corner to behind the curtain and dropped my pants to the floor, took off my shirt, and started stroking in earnest pretty much naked. Shortly I remembered the narrow space between the fancy front curtain and the inner one, where I could not be seen if anyone came looking for me. I stepped in and took it to yet another level, stepping out of my shoes and socks, pants and underwear, and fully nude seriously began to stroke towards a finish. Then I noticed the peephole in the front curtain where we'd check the crowd, and you know what I thought next. No, you don't dare. Why not, nobody's around. Yeah but suppose. Finally: There will never ever be another opportunity like this, and the rush as I stepped out on stage, butt naked and already jerking hard was incredible. In about four more strokes I shot ropes half-way across the stage, especially when I imagined an audience sitting there. That rush is still good for more orgasms.

 

Standing in a friend's driveway

 

In my grandmother's fruit cellar, I remember it splattering on the floor - as I was eye level with her canned pickles and peaches. As a kid I'd cut her grass in the summer, and head down to the cool basement afterwards for a cool drink. At 14, what else did you need but a time and place to want to jerk off?

 

I have masturbated in public bathrooms, while driving, standing at a urinal at a Denny’s restaurant, in the showers at the ymca, adult video booths, outside in broad daylight, in the restroom at work, in the change room at a clothes store.

 

I don't believe this story for a second. Opposite sex siblings are never going to masturbate in each other's presences as grown adults.