Craziest place you've masturbated?

A friend & I got intimate & touched each others penis when we were camping in an old van.
It felt kind of odd but nice to have another guy to do this with.
Did it a few more times that year but that was all.
Feels very odd when you touch another penis but even better when yours is being touched by a guy / woman.

 

On a bus! ....It was early morning, my car was being worked on, had to commute to work...I had a coat over my lap and I reached down my pants and rubbed my clit...I felt like everyone walking on the sidewalk knew what I was doing as the bus slowed down with the big windows --- I came..it wasn't my best orgasm and to make matters worse, there was a guy a few seats back that I didn't KNOW was there!!!
I don't know, I guess I was horny and ...wanted to see if I could do it.

 

I did it at work! At my desk and with other people in the office next door. I had been sex chatting online and got pretty horny, so with a few rubs through my pants I came pretty quickly. The difficult thing is then cleaning up and not having a wet mark on your pants!

 

i STILL do it at work, but in the bathroom. I could never do it at my desk, I'm surrounded.

 

carnt you do it really sneakiley

 

Reading your posts got me hard and about to do it in my office.

 

In the laundry room where I used to work.

 

Now that would be nice, I can't think of any place you can hide in a laundry room. How did you do it?

 

You know where to find me Willy

No. I really have coworkers around and my boss in and out of our office
...but I'll tell you a secret I do: When I'm really horny, I'll sit at my desk in a certain way so that my panties rub up against my clit and I'll move back and forth a little so that it rubs harder...makes me feel good in a sneaky way.

 

I was the only one working except for one other person who couldn't leave their desk. It was simple, really..

 

I am so curious about this, elaborate on it please.

 

In my car as I was driving back home.

 

I have so often wondered if any of the ladies driving around me in traffic are doing it. It is obvious some guys are going to be, but how many ladies do? Would so love to see that happening!

 

On work placement sat in my bosses chair during the afternoon or while walking along a quiet track just casually as strolling along

 

At work.

 

at the back door of the office..

 

When I was 20 I went on vacation with my mom to San Diego and a redhead milf tried to get with me when I was in the hot tub behind the hotel, long story short mom kept calling me from up in the room needing help with something and when I came back the hottie was gone. I was still very horny... It was late and during the week so nobody was around....

With a hundred rooms above me I started stroking my dick and it must have been the hot massaging jets combined with the thrill of possibly being seen, I came hard and dumped my nut right there in the water. I've never been one for exhibitionism but I hope somebody saw.

I've jacked off in the woods behind my house growing up and even took a dildo up there a few times. Getting down with your bad self out in the open is a very freeing experience.

 

I've masturbated in the woods behind my house. I would go out there and look at porn mags that I had stash out there when I was a teenager. A friend of mine would steal them from his dad and give them to me.

 

Sperm donor from the top of a telephone pole. Worked as a lineman with the telephone company a long time ago.

 

Oh yeah, and just about every day on my drive home from work with pants around my ankles, boxers on.

 

While talking to my teacher on the phone about the syllabus a day before the exam.

me *stroking cock* : "how much will I have to prepare, Ma'am"
ma'am:"whatever I've taught"
me : "do you think I can do it ma'am?"
ma'am : "yes, of course, you'll do me proud"
me : "ohk" *spurts cum*