Craziest place you've masturbated?

At night in the apartment swimming pool. A small complex, the owners were probably spying on me from their upper level window.

 

That sounds so exciting and sexy!

 

Interesting thread

On weekends mornings, I used to go hiking on hill top, near my place.
There, stttting on the rock, watching whole city below me....

It used to be a great feeling.. Something like giving my best of the gifts, to all the people below.

Crazy I was, and I had almost forgotten this.

 

School Bathroom. A few girls wore short shorts that day, and I wasn't going to last until I got home

 

where do I start !!

 

At the beginning???

 

Just did it twice in a movie theater. Left my load on the seat next to me. There was a lady sitting in the row in front about 4 seats over. Wanted to leave a load on her shoulder but I chickened out. Also did it while riding in the back of a fire truck. And several times at the station.

 

The other night I did in my garage real quick

 

I sometimes wonder if the urge to masturbate in unusual locations is connected in some way to the primitive instincts to mark one's territory.

 

in my car

 

I can think of quite a few odd places but this one stands out. After baseball practice in high school I did it in the whirlpool tub with other team mates standing all around. With the turbulance in the water nobody had any idea what I was doing. I was a sneaky jacker thats for sure

 

Very profound, but probably true!

 

somehow i just dont see primitive man leaving a reminder to other men that this is his cave because there is some man juice laying on a rock near the entrance. i think its more that men are horny often and its a big world. which leads to lots of men....well marking territory.

 

Oh I hit up a porta potty not 3 months ago! hahahahahaha

 

I once masturbated at my cousins Catholic school in the girls bathroom. I'm a dude.

 

I regularly masturbate at work! Fortunately it's a part of my job testing new product lines ;-)

 

Treading water in the middle of Otsego Lake in Cooperstown, NY. I almost drowned. It was awesome.

 

That is pretty hot.

I also have done it in a garage.

 

In bed with my husband asleep by me... Not wild. I didnt want to fuck...just clit orgasm.

 

Should of woke him up!

When I was like 16.. in a van.