Craziest place you've masturbated?

Oh yes! There's something special about "getting away with it"

 

ha thats how my guy does it, he doenst 'stroke it'. and he thinks he's weird or unique. stroking doenst seem to do it for him, i cannot give him a handjob of any value. he needs someone clamped around his base (or his hand stimulating such) to get off lol.

because he can do this i sometimes find him half asleep on his tummy doing this just naturally. dont want him to waste it sometimes, gotta wake him up!! or sometimes i just watch as he slowly wakes up doing it and i touch myself too, he's so hot doing that

 

I too thought for a long time that I as unique in my choice of technique. I took me probably a year or so before I realized that I could use my hand to get off. After I made that post about sleeping at my friend's house I remembered another unusual place where I masturbated. I was sixteen years old and working for a janitorial company. I was assigned to a department store where I emptied trash, swept, mopped and vacuumed floors. One of the floors I was responsible for was the women's clothing department.

Now back then, there was no Internet, so porn was hard to come by. I rarely saw it. Therefore, all of those ladies' bras and panties hanging there combined with the Images on some of the packages were enough to get a boy full of hormones pretty darned horny, so one morning, while I was cleaning the women's fitting rooms, I just let my vacuum run while I fantasized about the two female employees working that morning, and I ground one Luton the floor of one of the changing rooms. The risk of being caught was thrilling, and my orgasm was intense. Forgot all about that one. Lol

 

I can sometimes get away with it by not being so obvious by stroking it. I pull the foreskin back as tight as possible when erect and focus on making the head swell, i can make myself cum this way, useful for nude beaches and crowded places...

 

discretely under a blanket lying about two metres from my parents whilst watching basic instinct when i was young.

 

in the summer on my third floor balcony, fully naked.. in fact with my ex-girlfriend we had sex in full view ther.. if anyone happened to look up they would have seen two naked bodies thrusting away.. in fact the upstairs or downstairs nighbours may well have been out too, it was a lovely evening & they would have heard the exctacy in progress.. in fact as she was straddling me in the plastic chair I couldn't get enough purchase and moving space so had to carry her inside to the bed to cum in her..

it's memories like this that give me hours of masturbation material later.. and right now.. if you wanted to watch i'm fully erect right now and will act on it..

 

also in school and had a girl do it to me in class. she did let me touch her but stopped me from letting her cum as she was making a noise :devil:

 

In public bathrooms and fitting rooms. I've stimulated my clit sitting at tables at restaurants but not carried out the whole act right there.

 

Local park, high school and university toilet, in the sea relatively far away from the coast. Last one was specially exciting.

 

Uhh..a gas station during a road trip..or in the school bus after staying after-school. Yeah, I'm pretty sure those two times have been the craziest places for me. ;D

 

Am just going to try it!! hope it is a good experience, isn't it?

 

not so crazy, but once i felt like masturbating in every room in the house... only found out later my step dad had cameras in every room.. whoops

 

in a car... at work at my desk... outside by the pool

 

In a car.

 

in a car with my mom, dad and sister.
my my mom and my dad were in the front, dad was driving, and they were engaged in a conversation.
my sister was asleep next to me.

 

the bathroom at a cyber cafe just a couples weeks ago....stranded and bored had to do it after reading the posts here on hip forums!

 

air plan bathroom

 

Oh and who inspired you to do so... xx

 

I caught a co-worker jerking it in the store's bathroom. Dumbass tried to say he was taking a dump.

 

In the stall at work.... 30 minutes ago. Relief after reading these posts on this forum!