Craziest place you've masturbated?

That sounds hot!! Your turning me on lol

 

Once I was on a long car trip with my mom, and I got so horny I whipped out my cock and started stroking it in the passenger seat next to her. She was pretty pissed at me, especially when I got jizz on the dashboard, but I really really needed to cum.

 

you should do something about that hole your backyard. I keep falling in it, someone is going to get hurt someday.. its under the bathroom window.

 

That's odd. Your mama never minds when I cum on her dashboard.

 

Well, I hadn't jacked off in a few days, and this is when I was like 14 and used to jacking off 5 times a day, so my load was really big and messy. Maybe your little load didn't do any damage.

 

Hey ! I thought we were going to keep that a secret from my son!

 

Hey, mom! Sorry I jacked off next to you. Glad to hear you're out there having fun...

 

In a restaurant with a bullet vibe in, while a complete stranger ran the vibe.....

 

that is hot.
for me it was in a bank. i was returning some jewelry to safety deposit box and was horny all day long, so when i entered cabin, need was too big to hold back.

 

On a mountain top, with a helping hand from my then girlfriend.

 

When I first started I did it anyplace that no one could see me....I even did it in my best friends doghouse when he got called into the house for a few minutes.

 

I got jacked off in my high school library once during computer time!

 

I used to masturbate outside a lot in my younger days, the thrill of being caught was the turn on and the feel of the air against my testicles.

 

I have masturbated on the bus before

 

Did you cum?

 

Join Date: Aug 2012
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Rush-hour traffic.

 

On a plane.

 

You need to elaborate!!!!!