Craziest place you've masturbated?

Craziest place... On the interstate hwy I guess, there wasn't much traffic, had my jeans undone and was just rolling it between my fingers for a long time...
Finally I had enough and came all over my hand, checked to see that nobody was watching, and licked it off. What is it about the thought of eating my cum, that is just so hot?
I saw a video online once, titled "Girl eating her cum with a spoon" A really beautiful woman was masturbating. Her vag was discharging a white creamy fluid, and she was collecting it in a spoon... then in a very sensuous motion, she would put the spoon to her mouth and play with the cum. She eventually swallowed it, the proceeded to masturbate more and collect more cum, then eat it. The clip is just so hot, I search it from time to time to watch it again.

 

While horny on a flight on an airplane with two bathrooms. (gotter done in the front pilot and stewardess one lol)

 

The first time was in my bathroom at home. I looked at the pool of cum in my hand and thought "I can cum"
That was just the start then it was in my bedroom, front room in fact every room in the house. The shed, the garden, in the side alley looking into the street.
In the bushes at the local park over left behind porno mags. In the public toilets. I LOVE it when I can see people going about their day oblivious to me wanking furiously and cumming.
In my work place nearly everywhere I have worked.
In my grandparents bathroom at a family party, my aunt had the kind of tits I loved, so I wanked off, simple.
In my mother in laws bedroom with her bra stroking my balls.
In my car in supermarket car parks. Just parked up in a lay-by, with people parked next to me.
In woods when I stopped to pee and just carried on shaking it several times.
In our back garden into my wife's hair.
Anywhere I wanted to and was certain I couldn't be seen by someone I didn't want to see me wanking.
All sorts of public toilets when the urge came, one toilet I only found out I could be seen from the other cubicle through a little hole after I had wanked there for 3 months.
It is my favourite hobby even now.

 

Saw a self shot vid of a young woman masturbating in a jet liner toilet... It was incredibly hot... she was having so much fun. I love to watch a clip of a gal who takes her clothes off quickly, as though she can't wait to get at her pussy.

 

just about everywhere
work in toilets
work at desk
probably strangest, driving up the motorway bored, so had a wank lol

 

craziest place for me was a relatives place in the living room.

 

Once in a class room full of people

 

How did you do it in class????

 

Very well lol. My teacher just got me off so good I couldn't be in his class and not do it so one day I worked my legs in such a way with the help of my pants and the tip of the chair I got myself off and it was good

 

right next to my sister in law who was sleeping on the couch.

 

New jersey

 

In a car. I was during phone sex. He was jacking off and talking really dirty to me while I rubbed myself. I didn't cum though.

 

Changing room in Topshop (a fashion shop lol) - had to clean the mirror. YUK!:angel:

 

locker rooms, on webcam infront of women and men, in a pool, for my friend whos a girl, and infront of my male friends when we were younger, outside at a park, hmmmm i guess thats it.

 

I've done it in the Sea, I watched a lot of girls on a beach and fap fap fap.. I did it on the eyes of a many people at the Sea Coast.

 

In class, at the mall, in the woods, in my car

 

on a plane
in a bar
by a train
in a car
on the road
going far
masturbated
at the zoo
in twin cities
dreams of two
bigass titties
on the loo
while I drop
a big poo

 

In class when I was in 8th grade. Also in a busy park/playground.

 

In class with my female schoolmate.

 

So I was recently on vacation to Florida. The last night I was there, I waited until everyone was asleep in my hotel room and I stripped naked and went out on the balcony. It was about One in the morning, but there were plenty of people awake an walking on the beach and down by the pool. We had a room on the second floor, so I was easily visible to anyone coming or going. Anyway, I sat in the chair and started jacking it. It really turned me on knowing someone might see me, and just the thought of Being out in public made me rock hard. I also saw a lot of hot bitches, so that helped. I ended up blowing my load everywhere. I am pretty sure I heard someone gasp when I got up and wiped the cum up.