Craziest place you've masturbated?

Couldn't have been much more than nine. At the doctor's office, waiting with my mom to see Da Man. There were a couple other people in there, as well as the nurse at the desk.

Well, my overactive cock got frisky, so I got a big magazine & held it up in my lap so nobody could see, snaked my hard-on out of my pants, and pulled a quick one. I wasn't cumming yet, so there was no load to clean up.

I don't know if anyone knew what what "up" (so to speak), but I still wonder.

 

in a woman???

 

i was driving from idaho to california, very long drive, and the vibrations from my car was making me totally fucking horny. i was on the interstate, so it's not like i could pull over. so i put it on cruise control and rubbed one out. it was exciting having an orgasm at 75mph

 

On a plane. Yeah sounds tame, except I was the pilot. Single pilot training flight, so no awkward bathroom break.

 

a redneck swimming pool (a in ground concrete hole with sand at the bottom and chlorinated water) in the deep end under the water and nobody was around.

 

There's a pretty nice fishing spot on the Manistee river near Wellston, MI, USA with free camping. It's kind of unorganized, and I usually take a tent but if it's not raining I don't use it. So I pulled up my car late one night intent on fishing the next day and rolled out my sleeping bag on the ground and went to sleep. When I awoke the next morning I had a pee hard on. There's a tiolet there but it was about 100 yards from my spot, and it's all wooded so I figured I would just step into the woods a few feet and pee. After peeing, I thought I would take advantage of the erection while it was there and began stroking myself. I usually have pretty intense orgasms and it doesn't take too long when I am in a good postion like that to unload my pent up juices. As I pulled my pants back up and turned to go put my sleeping bag away I noticed a lady in a truck just 2 vehicles away that had seen the whole show. I had glanced around to see if anyone was near but I missed her. Later on I thought I should have gone over and introduced myself but at the time I was a little embarassed and I never saw her again.

 

in the bathroom at work, i know thats not that exciting but thats all i got

 

In a church (empty at the time)
in a car parked alongside a busy walkway on my college campus (exhibiting)
in the University Library (exhibiting myself to a college female)
in a car with a female co-worker
in front of female acquaintances of college friends.
in the back of a School Bus. (no one could see)
in my office in front of a female employee.
in a strip club. (Russian stripper finished by jerking me off)
in a shower stall at the gym.

could be many others. When I was in my twenties I had a major exhibitionist problem.

 

So I walked along a trail the other day, not knowing whether anyone would be able to walk up to me and find me there, and whipped out my penis and started jerking hard. I eventually ripped my shirt off because I was getting so hot and when you're really horny, clothes just feel annoying. Quite possibly the best orgasm and largest amount of cum I've had in a while.

I would have jerked off on the near-empty bus back home if I had have been at the back, but I was in the middle, so there were people who could have possibly seen me had I tried.

 

Nice to know I am not the only one who likes breaking the boredom of US95. Maybe we passed each other.

 

In my car while in carpark at work, didn't have any tissues to clean up so came in my hand and drank it yum and straight back to work.

 

When I was a lot younger and just starting to jack off I did it all the time. I like to fish a lot and was outdoors a lot. One day the fish werent biting so I decided to take my clothes off and jack off. I was jacking off lost in what I was doing and heard a noise. I turned just in time to see a man standing feet away from me cumming. I was stunned at first and just stared. Then I freaked out and grabbed my clothes and ran away. I left all my fishing gear there and never went back.

 

One of my exes had a roommate and I used to take showers over there a lot. I'd cum in her roommates bottles of shampoo, and conditioner. I also have came in her facial moisturizing cream container, and her fat free mayo, and stir it in.

 

In the hallway leading into our big meeting room at work. Leaned up against the wall and stroked it, taking in all the perfume and body spray of people who'd just gone home. I came all over the floor leading into the room, knowing everyone who ever walks inside now will pass right over where I shot at.

 

in my home

 

I have done wanked in the car with my lady beside me, then told her when and she swallowed my load.

 

6th grade science class. lol

 

Hehe in the bathroom @ school i had done it several times (One of my teachers walked in twice! (He didnt say anything ))

 

once i went out at the night and found myself a nice big tree. it was like 10 meters away from the apartments. i started working and there were few cars passing by. hopefully they didnt see me. then i just finished off and went back to home.

once i just walked to local forest and did my thing.

it felt pretty good and the orgasm was very intense. what makes this extreme is that u know someone might be watching you.

 

i wanked in my friends sisters bed with a pair of her knickers wrapped around my cock and he caught me when he got out the shower and finished me off lol