Craziest or funniest place you've had sex

Ok , I haven't saw any posts on this , so question is where is the craziest or funniest place you've had sex ? I have a couple that stand out in my mind . One time my girl came to my work to see me and I ended up fucking her in the ass on my bosses desk while he was out to lunch , was pretty naughty and intense

 

Airplane bathroom

 

Cemetery. Our rental house was so close to the old cemetery that I could reach out a window and touch a gravestone. We were newlyweds and had sex all over the place, including once on an air mattress by the graves.

 

The beach, a park, my deck, an office, and the wildest place was in a restaurant dining room. (It was at night and closed but all the tables were set up for next service...wild!). It remains one of my favorite restaurants too!

 

In gf's bedroom during day with her parents in next room, her backyard with her leaning up against shed, in front of open window of b&b...

 

Side of a mountain in a national park

 

In the bed of a pickup truck, in a city park, by a lake, near a manufacturing plant, with a very loud paging system. Scared the sheet out of us several times until we figured out what it was, that we had a license, and were out of view. Then we said to hell with it and headed for the beach.

In a lake, at a state park, hanging onto an air mattress facing each other, with the kids playing on another mattress within reach, and conversing with my sibling on a third mattress nearby. We had to keep rhythm with the waves to prevent us from being discovered. We also had to position our faces away from Sis while we each orgasmed.

In a pop up, in the campground, while the kids slept at the other end, and the neighbor camper (who was there without her spouse) scratching the canvas to see if I was awake. We laid perfectly quiet, still joined, until she retreated to her own campsite. We both knew what she wanted but a tryst never materialized. Probably because we were to busy with each other nearly every night.

After climbing a small mountain, in the Arizona desert, on a blanket, under a sharp sun, with no sun screen. It doesn't take long to burn at high altitude with no humidity. I couldn't sit for a week, she had multiple Epsom salt baths over the next few days.

And many other places of an unusual nature. Sex is wonderful in the great outdoors.

 

in the big baptismal pool at the church 3 blocks from my previous house, with the preacher's daughter... actually.. everywhere in that church at one point or another.

 

On a golf Green, my office, pool, a park, beach and a car.

 

In the forest

 

Craziest, was either Walmart changing room or in the river on top of a log. The sand sucked.

Best was the river agin minus the sand or in the cab of my old truck on top of a mountain.

 

In the family washroom at Wal-Mart on black Friday .

 

In the haunted house at a fair ground at a seaside

 

Gald to know that I am.on the only one that has done it at Wal-Mart .

 

On the bridge of the Coast Guard Cutter Dallas! Also on the Cape May/ Lewis Ferry !

 

In the dark room of my wife's university while she was in grad school, the bed of my pick up, the balcony of a hotel in Myrtle Beach and a porta jon at Charlotte Motor Speedway

 

Was it because you were horny at the time? Do you think anyone overheard you doing it?

 

Yes and I highly doubt that they heard us

 

Was the sex with your boyfriend or husband? Whose idea was it to do it there at Wal-Mart?