Cracked Eggs.

You know, you should never used a cracked egg. They're supposed to screen them out at the factory.

If you find one in the carton, throw it out at once.

 

They're not what they're cracked up to be.

 

But can't make an omelette, without cracking some eggs.

 

I sometimes prefer my eggs uncracked. Easier and quicker to swallow if I'm in a hurry.