Crabs Now The World's Deadliest Disease, Experts Say

"It's worse than AIDS and Ebola Combined", says Dr. Lester Truman of the US Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, "these tiny sexually transmitted parasites, once thought to be mostly harmless, have mutated into the most deadly disease we've ever seen".

The global epidemic has caught many experts by surprise, but with outbreaks, and the death toll, rising around the world, it's being taken very seriously. "The most effective method of preventing the spread of the disease, baring abstinence, is a brazilian wax job" says Dr. Truman, referring to the practice of having all of one's pubic hair removed.

Today in a special press conference in the White House Rose Garden, President Obama urged all Americans, male and female, to get a brazillian wax job as soon as possible, "as a matter of national security".


http://www.nytimes.com/crabs-now-the-worlds-deadliest-disease

 

Buster the Body Crab....

 

NYT may as well be the National enquirer ..

linky dont work ..

 

this is a parody thread, btw

 

We should all still shave our pubes however

 

Oh, ok, very funny.....

 

Hello,

and now it isn't funny any more.

Regards
Gyro

 

yes, well, i spoiled the humor, but i couldn't go on with the possibility that someone might wax their pubes thinking it was a matter of life or death.

 

My advice, Spaceman, is that if something is going to kill you stay away from it....lol

 

i'm not surprised its more widespread then anything, but death toll? really?

sounds almost like someone with an ax to grind 'steam heating' their 'science'.

(ok. "parody". but of what? and why?)

 

Hello,

I wouldn't have that much scruple .

Regards
Gyro

 

i think it might be funny if someone 'waxed' their pubes for THAT reason. but i don't see how that would be any worse or less healthy them piercing their dangly bits.

 

Saw this written on the bathroom wall in a bar: Don't throw toothpicks in the urinals, the crabs have learned to pole vault.

 

"Carbs are killing you"

"Cabs are killing you"

"Crabs are killing you"