Covid19 - reality check

I mean seriously! What kind of world are we living in. It appears that some people( I use the word loosely) are buying up stocks of hand sanitiser and selling them at ridiculously inflated prices to the poor bastards that seem to think that their life will be over if they do not have this product in every room in the house, in their workplace, handbag or jacket pocket.

Perspective people, perspective! A normally healthy person is not going to die if they catch this relatively mild in most cases virus. The world is not going to end! There is no need to stockpile soap, pasta or toilet paper.

On seeing photos of empty supermarket shelves I despair. Normal life can quite happily go on right now. Don't buy into the scare mongering of some journalists ( another rather loosely used term) or social media pundits.

Sure, be aware, but be aware also of your own situation and the likelyhood or not of contracting the virus and how it will probably affect you!

 

No! It's the plague! God has judged us!

 

Do we really need a 4th coronavirus thread?

 

There's a fourth coronavirus?!

 

exactly as much as we need two international women's day threads and 578689079087567479868 scumbag nasty party threads.

 

hand sanitiser ? im going shopping tomorrow ,to purchase ,fresh fruit and veg ,from the supermarket ,that people have been coughing and sneezing over all day ,then I will put my hands in my pocket ,and pull out cash to pay for the goods ,cash and notes that have been in thousands of other peoples pockets ,next to there private parts ,coins and notes that have got traces of god noes what on them .piss ,shit ,semen ,snot ,bogies ,OH WELL NEVER MIND ,NOT TO WORRY lol

 

I've decided to stop going to the gym over this.

At least until there's a vaccine!

 

some people really love their money.

 

I've been going through people's dirty laundry looking for panties to use as faceshields.

 

To be fair, my IWD thread didn't turn out very respectful

 

I'm going to Bunnings to buy sandpaper for toilet paper, as Coles and Woolies are still out

Has the added advantage that it will stop the Australian Cricket team from cheating

 

No Surprises Here Folks......In Fact I Would Have Been Shocked Had Irm's Posted Otherwise......



Cheers Glen.

 

Glad I'm not the only one then.

 

The cartoon not the dirty knicker reference

 

what the hell is it with the bog roll fetish ,it is non essential ,nobody is going to die iff they don't wipe there arse ,honestly ,just wipe your arse on your dirty socks ,and pop them into the washing machine and recycle

 

Hehe. Yes it is bizarre. At least we're not panic buying guns like they are in the States at the moment.

 

Just what we need.... More idiots willing to shoot somebody over the last 4 pack of toilet paper.