Could You Eat Human Flesh?

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  1. SithLocked Holmes

    SithLocked Holmes Member

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    i've always wondered if that meaty part of the palm, connected to the thumb, would be like eating a chicken wing.
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Holy shit, me too man :p
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    According to the stephen king short story 'survivor type' they taste like lady fingers :eek:

    hotwater
     
  4. whimbrel

    whimbrel Wasteland Soldier

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    absolutely not
     
  5. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    do i need chips and salsa before i dig into Paco?
     
  6. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    sure, whats the difference between this and the multiple other animals that provide red meat?

    if you needed to eat it i wouldnt have much of a problem with it

    although this coming from somone who hunts and kills/guts animals and eats em like no tommarow
     
  7. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i would eat human meat, if i had to eat it to survive.

    i'd probably taste it, if it was a situation where the person wasn't killed just so i could eat them, the meat was fresh, etc etc
    might be tasty
    my first impulse would be to try maybe the calf or thigh of an athletic, attractive female...but then i think about it, and that meat would probably be too tough. a fat lazy human might be tastier.

    maybe this is weird :)

    mr green, would you eat dog or cat just for the experience?
    i'd pass. i'm more interested in human :)
     
  8. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    if zombies like human flesh.. its gotta be good
     
  9. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    yea, they seem to be pretty obsessed with it. worse than crack heads or heroin junkies. a lot of people say they won't touch heroin because they'll probably like it too much. so maybe that's why i won't eat human meat...yet:drool5:
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    "man.. who ate all the nuts?"... orison :eek:
     
  11. boredpsycho

    boredpsycho resident grammar nazi

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    win
     
  12. TributetoME

    TributetoME Member

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    Lmao this thread is great.
     
  13. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    I've always wanted to try human flesh. Its just something that interests me. I think leg meat would taste the best. It would have to be fully shaved and like deep fried or something though. Maybe slow roasted and cut thin on a sandwich. Maybe no skin at all?
     
  14. TributetoME

    TributetoME Member

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    I always really want to just take a bite out of my dog. I feel like he'd be so tasty.
     
  15. TributetoME

    TributetoME Member

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    Lmao at how specific this is. :D
     
  16. Stonertower420

    Stonertower420 Senior Member

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    I'm just trying to put my munchies in perspective man. If you were eatin a human you wouldn't want no god damn leg hair, or too much fat, or a tough choice of meat, you know?
     
  17. TributetoME

    TributetoME Member

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    Yeah, that's actually a really good point.
     
  18. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    In the movie Alive, they went straight for the buttocks, at first i was like too close to pooper, but now i realise, its almost completely tender...

    As for cats and dogs, no, i like them as animals - and they just don't look as delicious or as gratifying experience.
     
  19. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Grooss i could never ever eat human flesh.
    Thats just horrible i would rather die..

    Eat berries or leaves or something...
     
  20. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    what if you had to get a small piece of meat removed from yourself? would you eat that?
     
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