Could you do it?

You are onto something - a new chapter in Art History
- have a cigar (could this be the title?)

 

Probably not, to be honest.

 

hahaha i don't think the art world is ready for yanknburn, i think you'll have to spend the rest of your life struggling and then die, for it to be seen for its beauty and creativity

 

But Im not too shaby with a camera at 75MPH, any models care to stand out along the interstate for me, lol

 

Your olive looks like it can use some surgery lol.

 

...and so the poor artist,not recognised for his efforts set to work - inspired by the 'Yankism' movement of June 2006.

 

I see my your composition that buttocks aren't important but breast and legs are.

 

And already so superiour to the inspiration.

 

Class! Paint This!

 

Don't take all day lol.

 

- I think it was this you meant to show? dudes have weirdly shaped butts in paintings

 

I've did many a life drawing in school, so yeah...I'd have no problem with the teacher. Even though he was a large, hairy German fellow.

 

It almost looks as though his but cheecks are in motion. This deplicts movement of the nude which is very nice.