could someone cheer me up?

why'd the alligator jump out of the water?

To catch the dead monkey!!!!!

 

Maybe this JOKE will cheer u UP:

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

 

"Ask a joke to God, thou shall have it"

I wanted to put it on the tablets but I was out of space. So anywayeth, here's my joke...

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Once this guy had a stomach ache and he prayed to me.

Guy - God, what's wrong with me?

Me - Well, my son I've a good news and a bad one.

Guy - Tell me the good one first my Lord.

Me - The good news is that you have 24 hours to live.

Guy - Wtf??? That's the good news??? What's the bad one then...?

Me - I've been trying to reach you for the last 24 hours...

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how did i know id set you off on your ramblings with my god joke? i'm wondering what freud would have said about someone that pretends to be god to other people mmmmmmmm interesting.

on another note i'm going to bring back happy's fan thread as a thankyou for introducing me to happy land!


S

 

Did you click on the link in the thing I posted? It's really fun. You can spend hours there. Or just a few minutes.... whatever..

 

here's a glittery fairy... to cheer you up and bring you luck!

 

Thankyou C! ive set the welcome pic as wall paper on my desktop and ive given both you and happy some postive rep points.
not that i need any excuse for doing that with you too!

S

 

Sam -

I am happy to see, that you are feeling better.

Doth God wants no thanks but, let it be knowneth that I hath sent you, in your sleep, the Spirit of Louis Armstrong to you. He played some guitar solos for you all night - yeah, I know, but he quit the trumpet a while ago.