Cosmic Microwave Toaster

Cosmic Microwave Toaster

My microwave toaster is cosmic,
A reactionless drive that violates,
Newton's third law of motion,
Producing thrust in a vacuum.
Without requiring any lubricants,
Or any propellant spit out the back.
And lending entirely new meaning,
To sex under the moon and stars.
And, "Try, there is no try!"
"Feel the force Luke!"
"Do or do not!"​

 

Anything can inspire me. But I prefer bald women with long under arm hair.

 

I always said the entire universe was just a factory created to produce the perfect toaster oven and once it was created...poof...the entire universe would vanish from existence.

 

Let go of my eggo!