Corrupted Wishes...

granted, but you're unable to open it.

i wish i didn't have any pimples

 

granted, but you get wrinkles instead

i wish my computer wasn't so fucking slow!!

 

granted, but now it's way too fast and smart and is taking over the world.

i wish i could finally get rid of my stuffy nose

 

granted but all your snot leaves your nose and clogs up your head

i wish i could think of more wishes

 

granted, but they all suck, turning this thread into an epic fail.

i wish i were partying tonight

 

granted, but its a 2 year olds birthday party

i wish my dog would shut the fuck up!!

 

granted, but now he's dead

i wish my dog's health would improve

 

granted.. but he gets hit by a car...

I wish Taylor was here in my living room

 

granted!! but i'm all drunk and passed out

i wish i could go get my glasses soon!

 

granted, everyone ripps on you for having 4 eyes... (haha this might come true)

i wish Joker would totally stop doing that to the now drunk and passed out tyler in his room....

 

granted because there is nobody named tyler in his living room

i wish people would stop getting my named mixed up with people named tyler

 

granted, youre now just mixed up with named people...

i wish i was god

 

granted, but the whole world is athiest and nobody believes in your and therefore you have no power

i wish i had a cool name

 

Granted. But no one can pronounce it.

I wish I was a jedi.

 

granted, but youre that fag luke skywalker


I wish I could sing the blues.

 

granted but you're killed by an even more epic jedi

i wish i had a pumpkin

 

granted but its already mostly rotted.

i wish this thread would never end

 

granted, but it will get closed after 1,000 replies


I wish i was a catfish livin way down under the sea.

 

granted, but the rest of the thread is shitty and boring

i wish i didn't have little sisters.. or brothers

 

granted but something eats you!

i wish i had a bike