Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted, but not like you think. Your feet basically travels like a snail and your legs are paralized. Its a slow, disgusting travel.

I wish there were no more bigotry, or ignorance.

 

Granted, all television and radio plays is 500 channels of people singing "we are the world" by Michael Jackson. Mass suicides start happening all over the globe.


I wish I could spend a weekend in an igloo

 

Granted you win that prize, but right after you enter it snow covers over the igloo and hardens under extreme pressure, and you slowly suffocate because of being trapped under a glacier.

I wish I could determine when I get to die.

 

Granted, you make yourself live a long time until one day your eyes fall out and your jaw falls off and you starve to death.


I wish I could breathe fire

 

Granted, but you continuously breathe fire and cant breathe normally.

I wish I could make people hallucinate and see funny things I want them to.

 

Granted, everyone sees you naked and they find it very funny


I wish I had a Harley Davidson

 

Granted, but showing off got it stolen from you, as well as your wallet stolen.

 

You can but the sun goes into a apocalyptic rage becoming incredibly hot. The world turns into an inferno, everything melts and becomes liquid magma, the oceans turn to boiling hot steam, a number of people wither and die, and your feet are eternally pissed at you for walking on the hot earth.

(edit, shit their was another page, that was stupid)

I wish I could discover the fountian of life and be young forever!

 

Was still good idea seeing as i forgot to put a wish lol.

You do, but thousands of people greedily hog the fountain water and it takes you a year to get enough for an acceptable change. When you finally have time to it after a year, you turn into a foetus out of a womb and some scientist uses you.

I wish I was out of highschool already

 

You are but you never get laid by easy women again


I wish I had Iron Man's suit.

 

You get it but its in shitty unusable condition. The value is jack shit. So congrats, you got a shitty suit...

I wish that no one would be able to corrupt my wishes.

 

Granted, but then some evil genie comes along and chews your wishes up along with your dreams and crushes your soul with the heel of his foot.


I wish I could go live in the mountains of Tibet

 

You do but it's populated by enormous wild yeti's. As they are bored and sex starved, they bat you around and inflict delerious harm upon your body. You weep and weep, as they laugh and laugh. They then tie you up and show you the true meaning of sexual haressement. You cry out with the power and force of a million screams. No one hears you. The yeti's giggle and you cry for all eternity.

I wish I could ejaculate a thousand feet in the air and impress all the sexy ladies with my cum shooting abilities.

 

You do, but then the ladies turn into yeti's and float higher in the air and cum onto you.

I wish I didn't have a belly button.

 

You can and it rains down upon people when you do. One day you ejaculate into the air and it falls down and gets in the eye of a passing cyclist who swerves in front of an oncoming bus. The bus swerves to miss the cyclist and hits you on the sidewalk. You were unable to run away because you had your pants down around your ankles.

Yours disappears and is replaced with this...





I wish I owned a spaceship

 

You get a space ship, but then your stuck on it with a bunch of annoying ass fat women that are constantly ragging.

I wish that everyone wanted to suckle upon my teet