Corrupt-A-Wish Game

wish granted...but the first time you try to use them for harming others they will wrap around your own throat and knock you out and youll suffocate to death from the smell


I wish I had a wife

 

granted,,,except that she is so hot that every guy tries to hit on her and it drives you insane...


I wish I had a really good pair of hiking boots

 

you get them, go hiking, and a boulder falls on you foot. you would be able to slide your foot out if not for your new hi-tech boots.

I wish I had unlimited plane tickets

 

Your learn to fly, with your new found powers you are mistaken for the reincarnation of jesus. Out of your lust for fame and power you go along with it. People come in droves to see you, they worship you, they pray to you. When it is discovered that it is all a sham people become enraged. They crucify you and throw phecies at your body.

I wish people would post on this thread one at a time!

 

You get your unlimited plane tickets, but it's at the exact time people discover how to build teleportation machines. In your fury you get on a planet and fly it into the home of the man who invented it, kamikaze style!

I wish I could genetically engineer little pokemon creatures to throw at people!

 

I wish people would post on this thread one at a time..


they do except a brain anerism[sp] in your head is preventing you from grasping the concept

I wish my town had more skinny women

 

you find a skinny woman but she pokes you with her bones while you sleep in bed together. every night

 

Your town gets skinny women. But they all wear an eyepatch and have a peg leg. They also all have ganaria and carry an eternal scowl on their face.

I wish I was super intellegent!

 

Granted, except you now no longer relate to the rest of society and you go mad


I wish I had a lot of land

 

lol ganaria

 

you get the land, but you can't keep us hippies from having "festivals" on it.

*i wish i had a few more good friends

 

You get good friends but their all multiple clones of me.

I wish I could shoot laser out of my eyes!

 

You can but Jean Grey isn't very impressed


I wish cannabis was legal

 

You can do so, but the lasers cannot be turned off, so you cannot ever set eyes on anything without it being instantly destroyed. Oh, and your eyelids burn off. You soon die because you cannot sleep or obtain food or drink.


I wish I would end up getting my masters degree in social work before age 26

 

Cannibis is legalized, everyone gets the munchies and they begin eating everything in sight. Their is a food shortage and many starve.

I wish I could travel back in time!

 

granted, but you can`t travel forward in time, so you`re trapped forever somewhere in the dark ages.

I wish I could read minds

 

wish granted but everyone is thinking of killing you


I wish I was healthy and fit

 

granted, but you end up shattering your knee from tripping one day while jogging and can't walk thereafter


I wish I had the real life car from the Ghostbusters

 

Granted, but it collapses in a week and traps you in it.

I wish I could gain control over my life from my family and authority.

 

granted, but you become a slave to lotto tickets


I wish no one would abuse animals