cool cops?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by babyjay, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. Gongshaman

    Gongshaman Modus Lascivious

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    Ha ha BFD, next time you'll know to carry enough cash to pay your "gringo tax' ;)
     
  2. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Oh yeah, I learned that and many other lessons that day. I've been back there many times over the years and never had a problem. Thats the kind of stupid shit that happens when you're 19 yrs old.
     
  3. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Do I think cops drink? Of course. Bunch of alcoholic rednecks where I live.

    Do I think there are any cool cops? Well, there are cops who smoke weed and won't bust you for it and cops who do other illegal things... but are they cool because of that? Nooo...because they are cops. If they were truly cool they would not have become cops.
     
  4. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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    Da Cops ain't cool yo!
     
  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    what would they have done for money if they were cool?
     
  6. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    Anything that is not police?
     
  7. Hipstudent

    Hipstudent Member

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    Look at that i can rearrange your words for new meaning too!:)
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M"]Junior Brown "Highway Patrol" - YouTube
     
  9. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGhrzsINJ8"]Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke Lardass - YouTube

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlh_xyTyvH0"]Skeewiff ~ Lost Due To Incompetence - YouTube
     
  10. Hipstudent

    Hipstudent Member

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    Knowing your rights can also save you in a lot of situations. One of my only experiences with asshole cops was when i got pulled over for "improper turn" around 3am. I pull over of course His initial questions. "ID please and do you have any weapons on you?"
    Now i was pretty drunk and stoned at the time... and just handed him my license and said i dont even own a weapon. I was confused im not the kind of person you would assume is packing heat. He says step out of the vehicle and starts patting me down asking about weapons and drugs, this is when i was like what am i even pulled over for? I assumed i had been speeding or something before i turned, maybe even seat-belt which i wasn't wearing, but luckily he wasnt smart enough to see an excuse he had to make one, "Improper turn" I say what was improper about my turn? He says "you performed a u turn before that light" I said yeah you can see 3 signs from here that say U turn turn left.... His response is i can argue that in court. For some reason he was very convinced i had drugs on me but i had just smoked some pot. Told me hes going to search my truck, I asked what his probable cause was? He replied "I was asking your permission"-.-. I said well I'm not giving you permission Ive done nothing wrong. Called drug dog didnt smell anything, i refused sobriety test saying i was pulled over for no reason other than a sobriety check which is illegal. Eventually let me go... Went to court Judge dismissed "improper turn" in about 2 seconds. When in reality i could have gotten a dui and my truck searched which had about 4 or 5 hits of lsd, a few adderall, and some hydros in it.
     
  11. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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    Would +rep if I could :2thumbsup:
     
  12. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    I've made poor decisions years back. I was scum. I do not drink and drive. Period.
     
  13. Hipstudent

    Hipstudent Member

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    Lol man.. i can think of plenty of people ide rather ride with drinking over quite a few girls i know that just cant drive worth a shit lol... drinking and paying attention> driving, eating, smoking, singing, texting, speeding

    THATS THE REAL QUESTION HIPS! WHEN WOMEN AGREE TO STOP DRIVING ILL AGREE TO STOP DRINKING AND DRIVING.

    [​IMG]
     
  14. stoner oxy80

    stoner oxy80 *"Senior~Stoned~Member"*

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    here,s the coolest cop (pic) i could find, what do you all think.?

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  15. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    ur lame
     
  16. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    I drove while high off my ass on ecstasy once after a rave I was attending got shut down. What's funny, is the cops that shut it down helped me change my tail light so I wouldn't get pulled over on the way home.

    I've never purposefully driven while heavily impaired though. The most I'll have is two drinks, but it's rare that I ever do that.
     
  17. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Did you return the favor?
     
  18. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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  19. Hipstudent

    Hipstudent Member

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    OHHHHHHHH take a joke :daisy:
     
  20. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

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    jokes are supposed to be funny though
     

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