Convo up in this bitch

Lol Here's the rule for kids cartoons. If it is entertaining when you are under the influence of something, then kids will love it.

 

i'm probably over-sexed

 

I dunno how active your sex life is, but you could be

 

somebody posted it on another forum this morning and it made my head hurt. and I'm still entirely too sober

 

Good morning everyone, it is time for me to smoke a saturday bowlski.

What is everyone else up to for today?

 

uggh good morning everyone.
i feel like shit i got too drunk last night.. and of course was an asshole

 

you can come be an asshole at my house anytime, sara

we can be assholes together

 

i'm sure you don't want me being an asshole at your place. especially when i'm drunk haha

last night me and my friends knocked over a bunch of these things:


hahaha then some kid came outside cause he heard them knocking over and was like "omg.. who the fuck are you people?" and then we ran off without saying a word.

 

lol!

when i'm drunk i can be an asshole. i fall over and break things

 

lmao i don't fall over, but sometimes i break things on purpose..
i remember when i was a freshman in college i would come home drunk and just fuck with my roommates side of the room. wow i was seriously a huge asshole.

 

When I am drunk I just got really giggly and even more jolly. Tis nice

 

Hahahaha, I like to use those to block off roads that shouldn't be blocked off.

Well, I am awake, and a good morning to everyone. I think I will smoke a nice bowl once I finish my cereal.

 

last night i was very upset and was at my bestie's house and she was like lets take some oxys!

needless to say after 30 mg of oxy, i was no longer upset. if i had access to those all the time like she does, i could totally see myself getting addicted. good thing i don't :S

 

lol this one time my mom bought my dad a case of beer and i drank like 10 and i was fucked up and i guess i thought the best thing to do at the time was to download all this porn on my dads computer to save him the hassle of doing it himself (idk why? lol everyone knows he watches porn anyways) well my folks came home and my mom got on the computer and there was like midgets and beastiality on his computer and my mom flipped at him for like an hour haha

 

Note to self, if for some reason Sara is at my house dont get really drunk with her or your shit may get broken. Lol but in all honesty its a risk I would take because you seem like a fun person to drink or smoke with

 

ahahahhaha good that's what he gets for being an asshole to you !

 

That is awesome!

 

i will never ever even touch an oxy pill. or powder. or anything that has to do with that stuff.

 

bad experience?

 

lmao. i can be fun, USUALLY when i drink i just get giggly and i talk ALOT,
honestly, its only on occasion that i'm an asshole.. like if someone annoys me or something.