Convo up in this bitch

ohhh wow i just almost made a huge mistake.
i have a cup in my room with water in it to serve as an ashtry.
i usually smoke outside, not inside, so i had to make an ashtray cause i don't have one,

anyways.. i also have a cup of water sitting next to me,
and i just almost mistook the ashtray for my water.. GROSS

 

i need a cigarette, but i'm too lazy to get up and go outside.

 

I have a big gatorade bottle full of water that I use, luckily I havent drank from it yet lol. I like the bottle idea though because you can either cap them and chuck em or empty em out and re-use them.

 

I decided against going to school today

my mom is gonna flip shit.

 

I wish I could just decide not to go to work, well I guess I could by calling in sick but I have so much shit that needs to get done, and I need to leave now, hopefully I get some breaks so I can get on here throughout the day.

 

I have an AP Chem quarter exam so I don't plan on skipping school. Plus my friend is coming to pick me up to smoke so there is another reason to go to school

 

Morning everyone. Circa, hows your day off?

 

gooooooooooooooooood mornin Vietnam!

 

sup joker?

 

nada.. just woke up..

 

Yay break time!

 

YAY!.. i dont work today

 

fuck no longer break time. Time for more work.

 

Break from school for me... Mmm its good to have weed

 

i got this really nice loaf of bread. cheese & spinach. just tearing chunks out with my teeth. no time to cut slices. munchies...

 

I'm too drunk to dig this grave.. i've been drinkin for 17 days.. I'm livin the american dream.. a dead body and a bottle of Beam.

 

4 oclock needs to happen now.

 

4:20 needs to happen now.

 

it's 4:20 somewhere

 

right, who cares what time it is, just smoke


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God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
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The social pages say I've got
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And they're dirty big balls
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And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

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If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
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Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

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We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all