Convo it up

last night was so shitty.

lets just say it ended with my dad threatening to divorce my mom just to get away from me then stopping dead in the middle of the highway with us almost getting creamed and kicking me out in the fucking dark and it was raining and it was fucking cold a few miles from my house and i had to call my friend to come get me and my dad wouldn't let me in the house so i had to sleep at my friends house and wear the same clothes to school today as i wore yesterday.

but today hes ohh so sorry.

 

WTF?! that has to be illegal. what did your mom say about all this?

 

i guess its not illegal since 'he could just put me somewhere' but i guess i didn't wanna be here with his dumbass anyway.

my mom was like no don't do it and my dad told her to shut up and then i came home and stayed outside with my mom cuz my dad flipped out at her and called her a bad mother and a bad wife and shit and she sat in the car crying for a while

 

that sucks. are you back home now?

 

arggggh. That sucks, My dad got altizimers. And called the cops on me the other day telling them I smoke crack and I was stealing his house. It was funny but not very funny as I was about to shot 2 female cops with my own sidearm.

 

why were you going to shoot them? ^

 

yeah i'm home now and hes pretty much ignoring me.

and its a good thing you didn't shoot them!

 

why does your dad have such a big problem with you? cuz you smoke?

 

Cause they came up on me with guns drawn.. Talking some goofy shit..
like a burglary was going on, when they relized I was Cert they feel one inch tall. And I talked shit on them till they left. Next time do your fucking homework on the residence and the occupant thats been disturbing the police with idiot calls cause hes crazy..

 

hopefully its cause they're cops.

 

Oh man I have a phone interview in 15 min, I am nervous yet excited. Wish me luck.

 

I have a huge bowl of some fire to smoke, I am excited as well.

 

well that wouldnt be fair, cause Im about as close to a police officer as they are... Except I dont let it go to my head.

 

close doesnt cut it though. And since they are extremely close we should cut them.

 

Fuck yes my mother is making steak teriyaki stir fry right now, I am pumped.

 

that sounds delish

 

4 tests tomorrow, yay!

What's up everyone?

 

That sucks Nate, I have one test tomorrow and I get out of school 2 hours early. THen the gang and I are going to Naperville to see our high school soccer team at state. We are going to be soooo blazed, and hopefully we get a bottle as well.

 

RRRRAAAAWWWRR!!!

white rhino wont come in till tuesday.. Guys.. I might run out of weed. Im gonna die.

 

Shit hilder, you better do something quick. Otherwise at least you could get drunk as fuck, though being drunk is certainly not the same as smoking pot.