Conversations With Stupid People

Me: So how long are the buses running on the school holiday timetable then?
Bus driver: Oh, until the schools gan back aye.

lol

 

Stupid people always make me talk not so good

 

Sounds like a right Clever Trevor...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiulgP9kR7c

 

the answer sounds right

the question was stupid

 

Several years ago my brother stopped at the grocery store said he was looking for coriander. So the cashier asked one of her coworkers if anyone named coriander worked there.

 

I work in a retail hardware store, talking with stupid people daily is part of my job description.......


like the lady who refused any screw or fastener that wasn't for a slotted screwdriver, those "phillips thingy's are just newfangled and I don't understand them"

 

Some folk just aren't laterally minded

 

I once asked a shop assistant where I could find the thyme. She looks at me confused and replied "Everywhere?" then called the grammar police.

 

Did I not hit reply, or did my post vanish into the great unknown?


Anyway, I just use google to find out when school holidays finish, or for when the bus is supposed to come for that matter

 

You're a genius VG, because I didn't think of that. I just asumed the guy driving the fucking bus would be able to tell me the information I needed. The same driver who left me stranded a few months ago because he didn't know the proper bus route probably as well.

Besides, Einstein the timetable information provided by Google on various websites for the bus service round here is horrendously unreliable, and also it doesn't specify whether the timetables are refering to Scottish or English school holidays!!!!!!!!!!!

Conversations with smart asses.

 

I was going to make a joke, but hell, you guys are voting on independence. You're much more serious about it than we Texans.

Why don't you just inform google when they have a schedule wrong? It'll save other people from running into the same fate.

https://support.google.com/maps/answer/3094088?co=GENIE.Platform%3DDesktop&hl=en

 

When I used to work customer service answering phones for a medical office:

Me: what's your account number ?
Customer: do you need the account number or the invoice number?
Me:.......

Customer: this says credit do not pay, does that mean I need to pay anything?

Customer: this bill dated 2/25 says I have a previous balance but I mailed a check on 2/27 so why isn't it credited on this 2/25 bill?
Me: sigh.

This didnt just happen once or twice, I repeatedly had these conversations every day

 

What the hell can google do about websites that put up the wrong information about buses?

The wrong information is also on the bus stop, should I call google about that too.

 

It can fix it's own information. Provided the link.

However about the own bus stop having the wrong information? Complain to the city or get a label printer and fix the problem yourself. That's what batman would do.

 

Or just ask the bus driver.

What time is the bus running? Who might know that. Oh maybe the guy driving the bus.

 

I was suggesting that it could benefit people in the future who may not have a bus driver in front of them to ask.

Do as you will.

 

Well, I've already phoned the bus company and told them months ago.

Is everyone happy now that I've exhausted all the most obvious courses of action with regards to finding out bus times.

 

Errrr, ok, your reaction seems a little over the top for what I said

Just saying, why stress yourself out if you can just pull out your phone, type in 'scottish school holidays

I dont rely on bus drivers here, half of them cant speak english

 

Read what I said.

 

Because the bus takes me from Scotland to England and back, therefore...

My current tetchyness is down to being currently fucked in the ass by the so called justice system of Scotland. I moved here to make a new start, and grow myself into a new mould of positivity only to have a load of shit dumped at my door courtesy of a silly little bitch who needs a hard slap down.

It's not you, even though you can be a bit annoying sometimes and you have poor taste in music and films.