Conversation of the Stoned

asian kids are always crazy

 

im stoned as ever

 

horace, your other videos on youtube are fuckin hilarious.

 

anyone elese thinking about moving to cali

 

i don't even remember what they are

and now i'm almost embarrassed at what you may be watching


edit: some of those videos are of friends, esp. strong arm paper boy and the socks one, yes, those are hilarious

however, apparently when i get high i think i can sing and play guitar

those videos, those are embarrassing

 

lmao. no no.. most of the ones that were funny weren't of you haha

 

the sock one was fuckin hilarious.
and i think you play/sing very well!

 

oh man ive been so nicely high for the last 6 hours. i wrote an awesome song aswell, its so awesome.

 

oh wow.. this new shipment i just got is absolutely amazing... i smoked one bowl yesterday at like 7pm and i was still baked at 11pm last night..

 

Damn it and I just converted to NA.


HAHA.. Ever pic up the phone and call NA?
Usually they are Not Available at 4:20 in the morning why is that.....
Ring.. Hi TY for calling Na, Please hold while Ill try to find a person to talk to you..

Umm why cant you help/talk to me?

Oh Im the operator not affiliated with na..

Ring RIng Ring.. humm Im sorry sir theres nobody answering at this time could you try calling bacK a little later.

What the fuck you mean nobody is answering .. Im about to relapse and I need some one right now....
(bong bubbles in background)lol..

What do you mean sir about relapse are you going to use drugs right now?

No, Im not! cause you cant find me someone in recovery that might hook me up with their drug dealers or maybe they are slinging and not using.. Ah fuck it .. Try again..

Excuse me sir what did you say find you a drug dealer? This is a recovery hotline.

NO shit Im not in recover Im about to come down and need a fix to prevent a dose of reality...Im trying to get off that shit..

Off what sir?

Look dude you said you couldnt talk to me.

What?

Dude do you have some fucking weed or what or can you get some, Wtf Ill pay you..
I just need some weed. I know you smoke the shit..

Sir. I dont do drugs and I.. ...

WHat do you mean you dont do drugs, so you dont have a single freind that gets high..LYER!!

I didnt say that sir..

Well then hook me up with your friends..Ill pay you more than you earn there. Dude its only weed..

(pause)Well I make 6 dollars and hour. I guess I could..

Yeah dude come on. Ill give you $100 bucks just tell me where you want me to meet you.. public place like Mcdonalds, you like mcdonalds dont you?

Yeah I like mcdonalds.

 

I dont work hands-on with the animals. All the research is observational. The education I do, is teaching the middle school program that I started in 5 years ago. Its a class that teaches kids how to do observational research, and about conservation.

 

my girlfriend goes crazy for business suits

 

Haha. Woman aren't too shabby either when they dress for business

 

I swear Im tripping to much, Idk. I think I ate to mcuh try ing to overcome tolerance

and its making me see shit good but the sped effcet just ints therre.
I feel Im staying up on mym own more that I think abiut it. ' but each time I smoke some bud. My visuals get wild. My ketboard looks like its concaved in the middle and its weird, as musg as im high. and shit feel skuummy , clammy cigs taste rellay aweful like a smoke stack and idk, I smkoe more cigs tripping that I do weed. I guess. Ive got to rest tripping now Ive got to get up at 3.. fuck man im crazy.

Brian Wilson(king kong) aint got shit on me homes..

 

it's a beautiful day out, and i gotta go to work at 2

 

hazy here but nice. gonna go smoke with a couple close friends. catch you crazy cats later

 

I got a nickle bag. lol

 

Take some pics then!

 

nice

i think i already asked this, but

so i'm guessing you're gonna get a degree in biology/zoology and do this for life?

that's pretty sweet though, i'm kind of jealous

let me know when you show up on the animal planet

 

Ditto, I gotta leave at 3, sucks, so I made the most of the day by sitting inside and smoking pot to Sonic Youth

Day well spent.