Conversation of the Stoned

I'm with you on that. Just look up into the night sky and know that you've got partners in crime all over the world, smoking a joint just like that and looking at that same sky.

 

one of my good summer smokin buds just up and moved to alaska. what a bummer. ive got a headache and a long weekend of work ahead of me...a bowl sounds splendid.

 

I really need to grow some weed. This sucks.

 

so i smoked with my grandparents last weekend...it was weeird. but cool.

 

hahahah no fucking way.


Edit:

P.S. This really is the best thread ever.

 

so i'm back from my smoke ride. i feel great
i almost ran over 37594 animals though, wtf.


anyways, as i was driving, stoned, alone, i was thinking about a whole bunch of shit and i realized that if i keep smoking cigarettes i'm going to look like i'm 70 by the time i'm 50. lmao

and i also figured out starting on sunday i'm going to stop smoking weed for a week or so, just to bring my tolerance down a little. i don't enjoy getting high as much as i used to.

 

I was thinking about taking a tolerance break, but I got stoned and forgot

 

lmao. i know i'm going to end up giving in and smoking,
but i'm REALLY gonna try not to! i need this.

ahh i like your way of thinking!

 

Lol your second quote wasn't said by me

Except I know what he is talking about hahaa

 

oh man, i'm stoned
how the fuck did i manage that? hahaha

 

I was pretty amused. My mom walked in right after and I had a nice 10 min stoned conversation with her, Jesus. Now back to smoking

 

i just had a stoned conversation with my mom, also haha
i went down to make a sandwhich and she talked to me for the longest time,
i ended up eating my whole sandwhich before the conversation was over.

 

didnt your mum figure out you were stoned ?

 

My mom asked me what sort of incense I was burning and told me it smelled dirty, kindy earthy. I really do love Padmini Patchouli though.

 

i hate incense, i always use my oil burner, either vanilla or cinammon oils.

 

If that was directed towards me then no. I had what seemed to be a dog hair in my left eye earlier today, and after rubbing my eye to get it out my eye of course went bloodshot. So only one of my eyes was bloodshot while the other one stayed crystal clear even though I was baked. It was pretty sweet. Plus I would have just said "no, I can't believe you would think I was smoking in my room, good night, UGH1111! ", if she accused me.

 

I really love to burn incense. Just sit there stoned and watch the smoke as it forms and rises through the top of my box burner.

 

Mmmm. I love office clothes on men, sexxxxy. I always get really hot and bothered and office settings for some reason

 

Haha that happened to me the other day. I had just finished toking up a bowl in my bathroom and she came down to give me my clothes and she was like, are you smoking in your room i was like "ya mom ive been smoking on my room...how stupid do you think I am" that way im not really lying to her lol

 

I've got some bad ass work clothes. i love going to work and looking professional and then getting in my car post work with my cheese and dead stickers and blaring some tunes and just jamming in rush hour...I get some odd looks.


Now I'm all hot and bothered and I smell like hockey. So when's the next flight from boston to denver? I'll have you back in time to get that hot little ride for the gorgeous little lady.