Conversation of the Stoned

I'd rather be high than drunk. However, I love the taste of beer and wine.
There's nothing better.

 

So the cops were suspicious, and smelled marijuana, but ate them anyways?

 

i heard a good story about a police officer by me. Apparently some kid thats a freshman in highschool knocked up the police officer's daughter and the guy beat the shit out of him. I remember hearing it was pretty bad, he had to get stiches and shit. The best part about it is the chick he knocked up is 20. How the hell does a 14 or 15 year old get a girl that old?

 

charm?

lol i dont know, drugs, erm... promises of mexico and tequilla's???

if i was a 20 year old girl, id totally fuck young guys, since that is ok. now a 20 guy fucking 14 or 15 year olds isnt.

women have it easy

 

^^ he cant even drive hows he gonna accomplish that?

 

was it like a one nighter or an actual relation ship?

 

think a relationship

 

I can't sleeeep. I hate this shit. I can always fall asleep pretty much whenever but my brain will not turn off right nowww

 

good morning everybody

 

Sooo... just got back from that dance party and it raged me pretty hard. I wish more of my friends were under the age of 5

 

AHHH!!!! So remember when we had that thread that we all posted what our dream car was? Well, I said I wanted a SmartCar, and I went to the dealership and put down a 99 dollar deposit and went on the waiting list and such and was suppose to wiat a year to get one and wasn't really thinking I'd get one and blah balh blah.. but the dealership just called and said someone canceled an order and they have a car for me!!! I'm going up there in an hour to check it out! Ahhh I'm really excited

 

Congratulations Stella.

I'm high as a mofo. I smoked a blunt to the face earlier, then I just smoked a bongload. now I gotta start getting ready for work in a little while. That sucks.

 

haha stella i just woke up, and i dreamt i decided to make weed brownies, and i was going to the store to pick up the ingredients and it was raining. its raining now, im goin to go in 20min. going to make a normal batch today, canna batch tommorow early in the monring.

 

Have you ever had dreams when you get high in them and your dream-self gets high and your perception shifts? I love when that happens!

 

I can never get high in my dreams. I've done lots of drugs in my dreams and I never get the effects from any of them. I guess it would be more accurate to refer to them as nightmares. lol

 

Technically ain't a car only as smart as the driver itself?

 

Ive only ever dreamt and gotten fucked up in a dream once. Shortly after I ahemm stoppedsmokingcrack.. Ive only ever had a sex deam once too stupid brain.. I had an Intresting Aushwitz but for mexicans.. hahahaha Its all your fault eric.. with nate's siggy and all.. lmao

 

Aww, are you calling me dumb ?

 

lol no.. just making a general statement

 

I've had all sorts of dreams where i sell pounds of coke and smoke crack out of a bong a bunch(doesnt make sense i know). And one of my dreams, this kid fronted me 2 pds of coke, and i didnt feel like paying him back so i hung him from a 110 story building and shot him.. Total oppisite of me considering i sit around smoking weed and am super calm and nice, its my sub-concious gangster personality haha.