Conversation of the Stoned

im home. no one is around/awake. all my friends are bein pussies and going to bed early lately? does sleep feel different lately or something? did i miss it?

 

As am I. And tierd. Im working way too much.

 

I was outside on the porch smokin a bowl a little while ago and I thought my grandma was in the bed. She suddenly comes outside and I have to hide the bong. She just stops, turns her head, and says "it smells like a skunk out here". haha she thought the weed was a skunk.

 

lmao that's funny.
writing a play would be awesome though..
what are you writing it for? or are you just doing it for shits and giggles?

 

Shit this place is hopping.

 

Sooo, this all sounds good. But I said SEXIN' not romancin'. And you're 17. Sooo I doubt you're very experienced. (no offense, I'm just assuming) And anyways, I think most guys are intimidated because I've been mainly with ladies and honestly, I've never met a man who can live up to the lovin' a lady can give.

 

Umm just for fun. He writes a lot of serious screen plays but my ideas are always like " Ummm Scientology Musical?" or "You know those Bratz Dolls, YEAH. We just buy a bunch of those. That's it. That's the whole play." or "Why don't we just do 2 girls one cup on stage, but performed by children?".

 

lol

17? more like.... 21.

 

Huh? Then why does your age say 17?

 

dont worry, we do exist. its just picking jerks instead of charmers that makes it harder to test drive us

 

lol, i'd see those plays.

 

What does what say?

 

haha she wasnt serious, i think she meant skunk as actual weed

 

I love the elderly. I had a "dorm mother" type lady in one of my dorms and she called pest control for a skunk problem because our dorm smelt so badly of reefer. It was fantastic

 

did you put a football sock on smoke alarms also to stop them from going off??

 

Yeah, I'd see those plays too but I think the majority of people would just leave haha. He and I are going camping soon though so maybe we will leave the woods with a masterpiece... most likely it will be rambles and plots stolen for the Golden Girls... but whatever haha

 

i love the golden girls where betty white gets a dog... or something along those lines.
that betty cracks me up!

 

haha. the woods will be a great place to write.
hope you guys come up with something good!

 

Naw, I just put a window fan in my window year round, even in bitter cold Vermont blizzards. And when security checked my room, I hid my stash underneath my sex toys so they never found shit. I've only got busted once in college and it was for distributing alcohol to minors while I was still underage but it was my own fault for believing I could hide a 12 rack in purse...

 

May inspiration be with you.

Edit: Always bring some good music to listen to.
And a bag of weed, that always inspires me.