Conversation of the Stoned

how's it hangin'?

 

i just woke up from an extra-long, not needed, nap.
i went fishing earlier, and was doing other various outside activities..
and baking in the hot sun the whole time just made me so tiired.

 

to the left...

but all in all.. im doin goooood.. smoked a bowl.. popped some dilaudid.. im gooooooood

 

apparently i need to start going fishing

which

i don't know why i don't anyways...

 

you should start going fishing!

i would go fishing everyday if i could, lol
it's relaxing.. and awesome

 

no shit dude.. you NEED to fish.. fishing is the best thing ever.. well.. fishing high is the best thing ever... but fishing is equally enjoyable no matter the mind set

 

i woke up from my nap with a really stiff neck
i hate when that happens.. it hurts really bad to turn my head to the right
so when i have to look to the right, i have to turn my whole body.. shit!

 

i choked on a viagra and now i got a stiff neck

 

i always hate waking up with dead arms

normally b/c i roll over and slap myself in the face

this has happened way too many times for it to be funny anymore

 

speaking of dead arms..
one time i woke up, and my arm was asleep so bad i couldn't move it, let alone feel it.
so i literally had to lift up all my pillows and covers with one arm until i found my arm that fell asleep.

 

I hate middle-of-the-day naps. They leave me drowsy and like dazed the rest of the day.

 

lol, that's what i'm talking about

 

at a dylan concert awhile back i was sitting indian style on the grass waiting for the show to start and my leg fell asleep and i was like fuck it.. im not goin anywhere.. so i just sat there.. then i started gettin light headed and thirsty so i stood up and i felt unbalanced.. looked down and my leg that was asleep my foot made an L with my leg.. i was standing on my ankle.. my foot rolled and i didnt even feel it.. so i try manuvering my leg.. still numb and i slam it back down on the ankle again.. and all i could think in my head was "fuck this hurts.." though it didnt cuz my whole leg was numb.. i had to litterally grab my leg and have my foot swing under and slowly let my leg down... then i almost blacked out trying to get something to drink i was so dehydrated.. it was like mid 90s i didnt have anything to drink for hours while i waited outside the gates..

 

hahaha.. that's funny.
i hate when my limbs fall asleep.
its kinda fun to try to walk on your leg though if it falls asleep.

 

i fucking hate when my legs/feet fall asleep


one time i was sitting on a railing for so long, i felt my legs falling asleep but i didn't care, i just wanted to sit on that railing, i ended up sitting there for near an hour, when it was time to go (when everyone else was leaving) i hopped off the railing to the ground (about a 4 foot drop) and i just collapsed because my legs were entirely asleep

the fall wasn't the worst part about that incident, when my legs started reawakening, that shit hurt like fuck, i couldn't believe how much it hurt

 

how can you guys be sitting so long with your legs asleep?
usually when i'm awake and my legs start falling asleep it kinda hurts, and makes me feel really uncomfortable and i have to move them.

 

yea once i woke up with a completely dead arm, i thought the circulation had been cut off for so long, it was litteraly dead, and i would need it amputated, and i would need to learn to play guitar with my feet. i couldnt move it at all, 30 sec later i was relieved to see it wer fine.

 

I'd pay to see that!

lol

 

^lmao that's how i felt when i couldn't find my arm!
i was frantic trying to find it, because i thought that all the circulation was out of it and it was really dead.

 

the very first time it happened to me i literally freaked out b/c i thought the same thing for real


also, after that leg asleep/collapsing instance, never again have i let my legs fall asleep, and that was like 5 years ago