Conversation of the Stoned

We had the plumber come because the washer wouldnt drain. turns out othergirl has been flushing baby wipes. smoking the second half of my bowl now. I made an awesome brown gravy roast with yukon gold taters, carrots, celery, onion and the most tender beef roast ever. it was my first try at a roast too.

 

i hate you

 

haha no you dont. You love me and wish I could invite you to my kitchen table, smoke you out some sour diesel and chow down on some home made roast and taters.

 

that is exactly what i meant by my textual sarcasm

yes

 

Please GOD

 

Haha sorry yall live so far away boys. wherever it is Ya'll are. see, Ya'll remember Bonkai? That fool could have that, matter of fact did, and he like dropped off the face of the earth. I smoked that fool out so hard he passed out In my house. Had a pillow and was leaning against the wall asleep.. lmao.. think that what when I had the half O of hawaiian kush.

 

where do you live, i'll be there in 10

 

hahahaha why Im in south east texas. and apparently, youre 10 minutes away.. better put the girls away.. hahahaha

 

Goddamn I love being a stoner. lmao still.

 

if i was visiting my other parent i could be there most likely in 2 hours

and chances are, if i were at his house, i'd be more than willing to drive even further just to get away

but alas

 

Do you realize your drug use kills 36,000 cambodian children a day.

I hope that thought makes you happy when you toke up

I know it made me happy when I destroyed Bosnia.

Yeah, the whole Bosnian war was just because of my most badass blunt ever

 

my brother got me a present of a piece of chocolate cake with a weed peanut butter style frosting, all vegan cake too..so he ate half of it and i've never ate weed before and i was pissed he ate it but i ate the other half and now i just feel like im coming down and its been 3 hours since i ate it. Such bullshit, time to smoke..

 

bullshit? you got free cake asshole

 

I know, it was pretty good too, frosting was so good. I was just hoping for it to get me high all day since ive never ate before

edit: P.s. Praise to Banksy :cheers2:

 

well at least you had cake and you have weed to smoke

i have neither

 

true, i havent smoked really at all in 3 weeks so im pretty grateful
but maybe this will make you feel better http://youtube.com/watch?v=pOgsZNXRyC8. yeah random so what haha.

 

god damnit

i was watching "For the Bible Tells Me So" - a documentary about homosexuality and religion and i fucking accidentally clicked on one of my firefox tabs

totally fucked myself over

got like 45 minutes through it, it was an hour and 38 minutes long

now i don't feel like waiting for it to buffer all the way

jesus christ

 

i enjoy that dude's personality

but i fucking hate his haircut

and all haircuts that look like that

 

TNS, Im not sure if youll see this. But the proggresive guitar I was telling you about in that jeezy spit was this..
young jeezy the realest..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGg1hpL8lM

 

wow.. i was just mezmerized by my computer for about 2min cuz Mastermind by MSI was syncing with dankson's sig