Conversation of the Stoned

We just got a 24 pack on top of the vodka and whiskey.

Time for Requim for a Dream.

 

About time to start packin up my shit and headin to sleep seeing as I didn't get all too much last night.

 

I'm sippin on some Joose. 9.9%abv energy beer. It tastes like oranges. haha It's fuckin $2.99 per 23.5oz can though. BTW, why the fuck would they make a 23.5oz can? Why not just make it the usual 24oz? lol

 

To scam you out of that .5 hahaha. Mother fuckers.

 

god damn i want to get a tattoo so badly

 

hahaha yeah I guess. The bastards.

 

What kind of tat you wanna get dude?

 

all kinds, got a few in mind

we'll continue to think up more as i go thru life

i just want to get the first one

 

I just wanna post these lyrics from Lupe Fiasco. In the song, he is speaking from the point of view of Satan. These are the lyrics from the end of the song:

"I'm glad your daddy's gone baby
I hope he never comes back
I hope he's with your mother
With my hustlers high in my trap
I hope you die in this trash
I can't help that all you hear when you're crying is laughs
I'm sure someone will find you tied in this bag
Behind the hospital little baby crack addicts had
And maybe you can grow up to be a stripper
A welfare-recieving prostituting gold-digger
You could watch on tv how they should properly depict ya
The rivers shall flow with liquors
Quench your thirst on my elixers
I am the safe haven for the rebel runaway and the resistor
The trusted mis-leader
The number 1 defender
From a thrown of their bones
I rule
These fools are my tools
So I make them cool
Baptise them with the water out of Scarface's pool
And feed them from the table that held the Corleone's food
When you die tell them that you played my game
I hope your bullet holes become mouths to say my name

 

Make sure it's something you won't regret getting, later in life. I want my next tat to be the state of GA with some potleaves in it, and it will say "Georgia Homegrown". That shit will be pimpish.

 

Blasted. A million doobies of Blue Dream and Grapes. Fucking broasted.

 

Haven't seen you in the lounge in a while man. How've you been? So you're moving to FLA? You better stop off in GA so we can blaze a couple bleezies:sifone:

 

Im on a shark kick today... lol..

 

Yeah man and, FASHOFAS! We're gonna do the cross country thing. Blunt in every state.

 

I'd say at least 5 blunts in GA, if I have anything to do with it. Though, it won't be as good as the Cali weed you're used to, so we'll have to make each blunt 5g:sifone:

 

Dayam! Do what you do playa I'll see if we can save some grapes up til then but, we are gonna be on the road a while.

 

haha yeah I'm sure it'll be a long ride man. When are you plannin on moving?

 

Florida sucks man. I'm leaving ASAP. We'll the shrooms are nice, Thats about it.

 

god damn you hurrican bertha, don't you dare turn northward and not even hit the atlantic seaboard!

all i want to do is have a god damn hurricane party

2 and a half years, it's been 2 and a half years!