Conversation of the Stoned

I got my dick sucked on a picnic table at a KOA campground. This girl was fine as fuck and she showed me some pics of herself modeling in a Vogue magazine ad, lookin all sexy and shit. She sucked my dick twice on that picnic table that night, then her bitch ass told me the next morning that she was only 14 years old, and I was 19 at the time. That's fukt up. It was her fault I didn't know, because she should've told me, but I still felt like a piece of shit. haha I'm just glad I didn't fuck her. That would've been shitty.

 

epic


wait...wait

^that's epic

 

you guys are making me feel so guilty about this. haha

 

Shiet. Haha good thing you didn't tap that man, that would have been fucked. But it wasn't your fault, she should have told you that shit.

 

She must have been one older looking 14 year old lol, or you could have been fucked up

Or of course the usual combo of both

 

Pfft I fucked a 13 year old girl in her parents bed, beat that

(I was 14 at the time)

 

today on montel williams...

 

hahahhahaa

 

^^My friend got a handjob in another friends GRANDMA's bed. lmao. Yesterday

 

I bet the quilted flowers on it set the mood

 

I wasn't fukt up, per se, but I was stoned. So was she. She had obviously sucked some dick before, and she was no stranger to fuckin either, or so she said.

I mean.....shit......if a purdy girl shows you pics of herself modeling in Vogue magazine, you're never gonna guess that she is 14 years old. haha Young girls are looking older and older, and sexier and sexier these days, and it's hard to tell if they are underage or not. Luckily, her parents didn't report me, because they knew I was hanging out with her and they knew she didn't come back to her campsite until about 6am, so I'm sure they knew something physical happened. I am glad we didn't fuck, and I'm glad I didn't eat her out, because I don't wanna know what a 14 year-old girl's pussy tastes like. lol

 

Sort of like a 16 year olds, only a little bit more ripe.

 

My ex girlfriend was wearing her mom's shoes, because her's had mud all over them, and I was fuckin her from behind. I ended up bustin a nut on the back of her mom's shoes, so the shoes had a big nut stain on them and her mom never knew what it was. We were watchin her mom trying to clean it off with her fingers. She licked her fingers to moisten it a little bit so it would come off easier, then, after she had been rubbing the stain with her fingers trying to clean it off, she licked her finger again to remoisten it. hahaha So my ex's mom basically put some of my semen in her mouth, and never realized it. Me and my ex were sitting there watchin her thinking "damn.....sucks for her" and we felt bad, but we were also trying our damndest not to laugh. haha

 

Holy fuck! Thats got to be one of the funniest things I've ever read

 

i know i say it WAY too much, but


EPIC^^^

 

haha thats messed up xD

 

Damn your gf, and her mom all in the same nut technically. Lol to licking cum off a shoe though.

 

that can actually be considered a 3 some of a daughter and mother i think...

 

Could it also fall in the category of weird shoe cum ingestion?

 

mmmmmmmmmn