Conversation of the Stoned

you just smoked a big bowl of weed, only have to drive halfway across town, and get head from a hot chick?

are you kidding? that is god telling you DRIVE

 

Yea smoking a not small bowl of weed is just another reason to go.

 

I don't care if there was any pot in the situation at all, a HOT CHICK called you and told you she wants to suck your dick, and all you are doing is posting on the internet. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET SOME HEAD

 

fine..i am driving. Also getting funnyions

 

Enjoy those fun onions.

 

Remember to smoke every day to curb homosexual tendencies. Jesus is smiling at you for choosing weed, and furthermore pussy.

 

Ohhh funions I was like what the fuck is a funny ion?

 

HerbalGuy.......tell that bitch to meet you halfway. lol

 

Yea or do it in a public park, there is a first for everything.

 

i just got in from seeing Hancock.
i didn't really care to see it, but it honestly was a pretty good movie.

 

^^How was the guy?

 

You know it would be better in a glass elevator with some nice scenery

Plus depending on location that park might be filled with mosquitoes and I would hate to get some genital mosquito bites.

 

^^Bug spray.

 

Yeah I heard from my cousins and their spouses that Hancock was the shizz.

 

didn't go with him.. i blazed with my best friend, then we went to see it haha.

 

Who would want to suck a cock covered in bug spray?

 

^^^hahaha, I wish that kid was there, he'd be so sad.

 

LMFAO that is great

 

Nope. only my balls. My schlong would be in her mouth, so no bugs are getting in there. Common sense.

 

ugh, i know! haha i feel so bad
but then again, i'd rather see movies while i am stoned,
and plus my friend is more fun