Conversation of the Stoned

Today has been a life changing experience. I bought a gram of coke and did half of it like almost 2 hours ago. Well actually I started doing it 2 hours ago I ended like an hour ago.

So im gonna bust up the other half now. Thank god I'm home alone. Except for my sister and girlfriend but there watching some stupid music show.

 

Today was a crazy day... fuckin crazy weekend.. so far i have put in 20+hrs in the past two days at work.. today me and my assistant manager got in a huge fight.. which turned into me telling him to get the fuck out of my kitchen.. which in then turned into me not only having to open the kitchen as usual.. but also closing it... fuck what a long day... at least i know when i go into work tomorrow morning to open i will know where everything is and know that everything is done... ah fuck... 7am is gonna come way too fat.. time to smoke some weed and pass the fuck out

 

haha, i've never cooked in a restaurant, but i did used to be a dishwasher, and even then, i used always come in (because i always worked the morning shift) and be like "damnit, where the fuck is everything?"

 

Got back from a party, played beer-pong, liquor-beer pong, smoke 3 blunts and a jay on 4 heads, wish we had more, and we drank again. I brought 4 mgd's with me.

 

how was the beer pong, did you take the table?

 

Today was amazing. looked real shitty cause i was going to visit my aunt who is disabled and on all sorts of meds, but she was showing me around her house and showed me her medicine cabinet and we were joking about how rediculous it was and then she showed me the shelf of meds she had that was full of pill bottles she said she "doesnt need, but keeps for doctor purposes for proof that shes had the kind before and needs stronger ones, etc..." so i went to the bathroom while everyone was outside and checked them out, and found 1 mg klonopin's, 20 mg oxycontins, and 5 mg oxycontins...so i sent my brother in later and he took like 73 of the 20 mg's, 20 5 mg's, and 20 klonopins..called up his dealer, we're looking at getting over a grand of straight profit and my cut is $500...sounds fucked up, but she doesnt have any need for them anyways. Good day, hello herbs in a couple days, and im fucked up on oxycontin right now.

 

damn your lucky haha

 

I know, i'm tempted to keep some of the 5 mg's but profit looks so good right now, especially considering i havent smoked in 2 weeks. ahhh, need suggestions

 

Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.

 

I won all 3 games I played, but I still drank all my cups.

 

lmfao^

 

how much can you get for those klonopins because i hava bunch of em

 

I just noticed something.......

Tonight is the first time I'm gonna sleep with my girlfriend in the same bed. Now that I think about it it's actually gonna be sort of weird, I've never slept with someone before lol.

Well thank god I can't possibly get as nervous as the first time we did it, that night was one hell of an ordeal.

Hopefully she's too drunk and will pass out on the couch and save me my sanity.

 

you don't make sense child

 

Sex=Good

 

It's just the part after I dont like

 

not really sure, i think my brother said 10 a piece maybe. dont count on me though haha.

 

Think of it this way, if you play your cards right, wake-up sex too maybe?

 

Half-Baked was good as shit, Totally-Baked wasn't as good, but here it is http://www.hulu.com/watch/22384/totally-baked

 

haha i remeber my first time, haha i didnt know what to expect, both were high, had some cool music playing, i had my arm around her, thinking wtf do i do, since it was around 6am (drinking all night) i just fell asleep on her shoulder... it was surprisingly enjoyable... sleeping alone ftl