Control the world

Well then I will give you the chance to assimilate........ or die.

 

if ya didn't notice, you will have to destroy the southern hemisphere, because i've conquered it all and am not willing to give it up

 

Don't fuck with me. I have a hefty supply of H bombs :H

 

don't fool yourself, because i do to

 

Yeah, I'm sure Your ill fated propaganda doesn't scare me.

 

i will take control over the air, and then if you want to breathe you will have to pay me...:H

 

I like breathing, so name your price

 

i think you know my price...
but for everyone else i will charge $1 every time you inhale and $2 every time you exhale

 

You're just like the damn water company here. They charge exactly twice as much per gallon for sewage as they do water

 

you wanna live, you'll pay..
you could always try not breathing for a while, see how that goes...

 

Or I could kill you and take advantage of your corpse :X

 

hmmm that is always a possibility...
but what fun would that be?

 

For you, or for me?

 

look, my boys are running your military right now, they lead your enlisted men, because they are officers. they're my boys first and foremost, so i'd be careful who you try to send to fight me.

you won't find them, so dont' try looking

 

I shall kill them all and fill the ranks.

 

damn right i deserted them. they were pathetic...kept mumbling about maple syrup, and ale. besides my takeover of canada was just a desperate attempt to get indian~summer to make out with me once i saved her great nation.

 

hahahahahahaha
all you need to do is get me liquored up and i'll make out with anyone

 

Saved it? From me? Ha. I'm more popular than Castro and Hitler combined.

In their respective countries that is.

 

What is Wrong with Britain?

 

I didn't wanna be greedy?