Control the world

i DON'T want to get technical! lhahaha!

Thanks, man, I forget my geography from time to time.

 

Oh cut him a break. Eygpt is in Africa but it's kinda seperate from Africa. (not literally)

 

I'm here to educate.

Nobody better mess with China or Thailand though.

I'm claiming Myanmar too. Fuck the military junta.

 

Not culturally really.

But in terms of midevil European maps, yes.

But Europeans are dumb as hell. No wonder nobody has claimed it.

 

Okay I claim Antigua and Barbados.

(Basically cause I'm lazy and will just get to sleep on the beach all day)

 

i'll be coming for china soon enough lodui, you just wait

 

I want martinique...

 

Just so you know, theres a Kung Fu fight waiting for ya.

You know the UAE has a project in the Sadui gulf where they're creating artificial islands in the shape of the earth?

If you've got a couple million, you can buy up a bit of the world.

 

yea i saw that. i think they are actually calling the project "the world"...looks pretty cool...

 

my brazilians will be ready....oh yea

 

I would like South Korea, Fiji, Alaska, England, France, Greece and Mexico

 

i claim the sun. i consume your puny planet in my fiery ball of doom and use your souls as fuel. i then claim 3 nearby galaxies and collapse them all into the largest shift of the space time continuem aka black hole ever. i live there for eternity enjoying my massive owning of planets, stars, comet belts and quasars. i learn everythign there is to know about the operation of my part of the universe and emerge practicly a demigod. in the eyes of hte rest of the universe since i was in a rift of the space time continuem no molecular 'time' has passed and it seems as if i was instantaneously granted these powers by entering my black hole. others will try to enter my black hole to gain demigod powers but will be easily torn apart by the mass of gravity.

 

I claimed Egypt before anyone did.

 

I'll take whatevers left of the midle east. Euro works too.

Bring true communism back. At the same time becoming a nuclear super power.

 

yea, i so totally won.

 

I said 'world', not 'universe' or 'galaxy'. Therefore you went outside of the allotted area and are disqualified. Any territories you controlled will now be handed over to....


Nobody. There will be a world war held for any territories you controlled.

 

you didnt specify earth. our universe is located in a marble in the goocklamonakian world, thus my conquerings still apply.

i claim the gooclamonakian territory of prominothiray.

 

I'm planning to take control of Japan soon...I don't know who currently holds it, but you should know that I am coming with an army of little army men in tin hats who are PISSED because I wouldn't let them get seconds at Shoney's buffet, today!

 

My thread ,my rules It applies to Earth.

Also, I will one again sacrifice the lives of those in Canada to take out droopy snoopys army.

 

he has no army, he deserted his troops, so i took them over