Continue to insult the poster above

Just cannot understand the instructions that came with his new bicycle.

 

Goes to the store wearing a hardhat connected by a chinstrap.

 

Has been allowed off the naughty step three times this week.

 

Didnt make his high school baseball team because he brought a whiffle ball bat to tryouts

 

Took a cricket bat, and said he liked length to his hit!

 

took a softball bat but she was trying out for volleyball

 

Has more ball than cricket!

 

Has the mental capacity of a flounder

 

has the manners of fartman the great superhero portrayed by howard stern

 

Has a bad bedside manner......cool, but bad!

 

Sleeps under the carpet.

 

kicks penguins in the dick

 

Puts plasters on penguins dicks! Lol

 

think penguins are chocolat bars

 

Eats far too many penguins, thinking they are chocolate bars

 

thinks moonshine is when you moon someone in the daytime

 

isnt it?..

thinks he is his mums special boy when she says sun shine, but is secretly telling the family, the boys on the beer again!

 

tastes like charlie tuna

 

Knows, because they are charlie tuna

 

Caught Charlie Tuna and ate him, leaving Mrs. Tuna with no means of support for herself or her kids.

They died!!