The rules are in the title. Keep it clean, funny and original, guys. Oh, and as I'm such a nice person (AND the first poster on this thread) I don't got to insult anyone :mickey:
Thinks the 6 cats was a random number...if that was the case i would have said 10 minimum....hes the crazy old cat man who lives down the street. Where ever he walks he got cats at his feet. He feeds them and pets them whenever he can. And they always come back again and again.
pays the pros to insult him dont worry shit for brains you will get your welfare money worth but it will cost you double because i cant buy my drugs with rice-a-roni
thinks all i think of is chicken, i seen a few nice lamb chops in my day sweet cheeks...and by sweet cheeks i am talking about your ass cheeks. now go and shake it shake it like a Polaroid picture honey.
Was seen kicking a can across the street ,and holding a can of beans. When we asked what was she doing? Morrow replied " moving".
Ah yes-oxyqueen....the lady in the hessian frock. [to oxy,baling twine belts are SO 'in' just now...GRR!]
when his doctor said he had a kidney stone he thought it must be some new form of gettin' high......."I'm sooo kidney stoned man!"