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"Shiver me timbers"...

 

and an elephant fell from the sky.

 

Then he appeared in the african bush... Running across the savannahs and plains on the elephant while being chsed by lions and shit.

 

and it farted

 

onto a conviently lit match starting a horrible bushfire

 

so he spit on his pubes untill it went out.

 

Then he lit a joint...

I am the man when it comes to
Loving you that’s what I do
You are the apple of my eye
The kiwi and the apricot
We rock all night and sleep all day
And then we drive the other way
I am the man when it comes to
Loving you that’s what I do

You've got the goods that’s what I need
You a gourmet recipe
You slice and dice, sauté and peel
You make a tasty balanced meal
You serve the freshy fresh, oh yes
The thrift store dress so freshy fresh
You've got the goods that’s what I need
You a gourmet recipe

Talk to the hand, the ear don’t want
To hear, talk to the hand the ear
I see ?you dear? everyday
And then the wind, it makes us sway
To the rhythm that we make
Come on just like a train of freight
Talk to the hand, the ear don’t want
To hear, talk to the hand the ear

I am the man when it comes to
Loving you that’s what I do
You are the apple of my eye
The kiwi and the apricot
We rock all night and sleep all day
And then we drive the other way
I am the man when it comes to
Loving you that’s what I do

 

and ate a tab!

 

but the whole area was soon full wuth police officers

 

So he pulled out his pet panda and sat on his head.

 

Then he said, LICK ME TWAT!
:]

 

skipped a polka dot leather wearing stud muffin dragging a big anatomically corrected rag doll with the biggest, fattest, rock hard ...

 

the smell was of the dankest hashest nug of kush hindi shiva..it was intoxicating and it got anyone who took a whift of it...