Continue The Story

haha shelly you want to abandon the story when ur like the core of it? anyways...the little girl was getting sick of going to fake lands, she wanted to go to her normal home in the state of Washington...

 

and the newly ressurected shelly shouted I WILL KILL YOU ALL and instead killed herself

then george bush got assasinated and...

 

then she realized, she didn't live in washington... she lived under the ocean in the kingdom of finding nemo... and then George Bush said to the waitress "Hey darlin' wanna make me a sandwich?"... then while Harold was off fucking Nick in the ass over in Folsom Prison, Moby appeared out of nowhere and shouted....

 

and shouted "the one you refer to as 'the girl' isnt shelly, right?"

then they responded...

 

chyea the girl isnt shelly, she's "The Girl"...has no name at all, well its Lrig Eht but who cares OMG this whole story is consuming my time i feel exhausted

 

yay =) responded.. um... the person who was yelling

and then magical orange juice rain fell from the sky and each droplet said ...

 

i want to be your banana slice
the girl was so perplexed by this she sat and meditated upon what the orange juice droplets had said
until...

 

a donkey fucked her.

then...

 

3 oclock thursday, when it all came to a head...

 

while" lrig eht" picked her nose and dropped some really clean acid...something slowly creeped up her leg ... she looked down only to realize that not only she forgot to wear her thong, but it was the head of Chaney on a voodoo stick and velco bells and a deep blue tongue lapping at her clitorious of glorious..."woow"she said it feels good but this is just too weird...I need to lay down and figure out this madness...but then the need to cum was just too great to ignore..she closed her eyes and open her mouth to let out a scream but instead came out....

 

A hamster in a top hat and trenchcoat who said...

 

"deary me, i seem to have come down with syphillis, which i caught from...

 

I'm the bastard son of your cousin third removed on you aunt side..my name is Ismael and I can grant you three magical wishes however you first need to ...

 

climb mount everest and scream "...

 

Girraffes and llamas smell like orange peel. But watch you dont fall...

 

then "lrig eht" on top of Mt. Everest screamed to her hearts contend but rudely sounds off a very smelly cheesy thundar clap of a series of FARTS...still she was wildly trippin' she thought is was the choir of heavenly angel sings something from "pearl jam" but instead the funky foul roaring FARTS set off an avalanche which killed Ismael the hamster but she discovered in his entrail this glowing, viberating....

 

and shit and stuff so she exploded, and...

 

then she exploded again, and...

 

farted

 

the stench was so putrid that the story ended.