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That her gold fish had died in a car accident.

 

Gold Fish was the nickname of her aunt. She didnt really care though, because her aunt was a crazy jew who made them sit on boxes at funerals, so she continued to eat vegetarian tacos, but then she saw her toes and said "HOLY FUCK" because...

 

her toes had been lobsterfied, which means...

 

they turned red and fell off...crawled away and she could still feel them like they were attached. "tee hee" she giggled, (this is one fucking crazy ass world) she said to herself...maybe i should get a Shelly blow up doll and...

 

give it to George

then she went to...

 

...her magic mirror and said, "moirror mirror on the wall, would I be able to see you more clearly if I got a satelite dish?"

 

"no" it replied. then naykidape killed shelly because she didnt want to be in the story anymore, and then....

 

"aww hell naaaw," the mirror replied. "i bet, mirrors S U C K" she said, then she asked herself if she even had a name, the mirror told her that her name was...

 

"Lrig Eht" because in mirror reality everything is backwards.

 

NAYKID APE KILLED SHELLY KILLED SHELLY KILLED SHELLY.

then....

 

then i had to read what shelly wrote about 10 times because it confused me...then Lrig Eht was walking out of her house, wanting another adventure...not in Choke A Bitch Land or Disneyland, but in the land of.....

 

Bongloadia!

 

And then Nathan11 became angry at everyone's useless ramblings, pulled out his guns and began to shoot everyone in the God forsaken Hip Forums.
After the last little 'George' or 'Shelly' died, he took his own life.

 

Shelly then awoke from her dream again. those special brownies she had taken with her to the party were stacking dreams upon dreams, covering the reality that she was at a...

 

Elvis impersonater convention.

 

she then left the elvis convention making her way to the party thrown by the 27 club

 

but then she was killed by michael jackson because she didnt want to be in the store anymore

then naykidape found 20 dollars and...

 

retired.

 

Then none other than George Bush walked into the room with the girl...

 

and then George resurrected shelly with her dad's vivaldi CDs playing in the background...