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...she said, which confused the osterich

 

She didnt really care about what was going on at the moment. Instead, she called her boyfriend on her handy dandy cell phone which she had won in a wet t-shirt contest. She called her boyfriend, and a woman answered.
"Hello?"
"hello... who is this"
"Betsy boo, whose this?"
"<insert her name here>"

Then she heard her boyfriend in the background.
"C'MON BABY. IM READY FOR A SECOND ROUND!"
"heheheh, ok" said betsy boo, and the phone went dead.

And so, the blonde became very upset and angry, she drove back to her apartment, and plotted. Then, at 3 am one night, she snuck into his apartment by climbing the fire escape, and crawling in through his window. She took out her butchers knife, and slowly slid down his pants. He began to talk in his sleep

"stop it baby. hehehehe, stop it. mmmmmmmmm."
"oh, no baby, im not gonna stop" she whispered back.

CHOP!!

"FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" he screamed, as she tossed his manly hood out the window.

then...

 

To her surprize her boyfriends penis jumped back up on the window sill and said "Oh thank you for freeing me from my horrible horrible master!!" and granted her 3 wishes.

 

"fuck 3 wishes, for cutting u free I deserve some damn hand sanitizer for touching u in the first place" the dick got angry, pushed her out the window where she landed safely on the....

 

boob

 

which she thought was an oversized marshmellow puff..."thats niiiice, landed on a boob and didnt know it" she told herself, she then picked herself up and walked her way towards the Purple Haze store, where she bought herself...

 

Suddenly, NaykidApe---who wasn't even in the story--fell madly in love with the girl in acetonephich's sig.

 

and i cried because we will never know what she bought from Purple Haze

 

there love was an inseperable one, no thing or creature could teare them apart till the day came when...

 

she told him to get a job.

 

satan realized he hated Persephone...threw her back up and we no longer had winter or fall....I then choked myself (for i love winter) and the little girl in the purple haze store bought a.....

 

natalie portman doll

 

and if u pushed the button on the back of the doll she sang, "I am the sun I am the aiiire...I am human and I need to be loved..just like everybody else does, see I've alredy wasted too long and all my hope is gone..." (not shure if those are the exact things, but thats wat i remember from the song)

 

upon hearing this,...

 

NaykidApe decided to go to purple haze and see if the Natalie Portman doll came in lifesize and inflatable.

 

and of corse it was..

 

And that was the last anyone saw of NaykidApe for quite awhile.

 

noooooo, the girl shouted, NaykidApe come baaaack you forgot the recept!!

 

michael jackson then humped his leg and..

 

and started singing.."DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE"