contents of your fridge ....

theres always room for a few kegs! actually we dont have any kegs.. yet

but we do have some beer

its a wonder i am not obesse

 

let's see....
apple sauce
oranges
veggies
4 Beck's
rice
loads of bread
water
orange juice
milk
eggs
soda
condiments
cheese
lime juice
peabut-butter
jelly

 

one beer, 2 bottles of ketchup and a box of baking soda! Yes, I'm single

 

Many condiments
Expired milk
Fresh milk
Four eggs
Ham
Various cheeses
Mangos
Leftover Chinese
Beer
Soda
OJ
Yogurt
Brown lettuce
Tomatoes

 

mangos rock....why don't ya ditch the sour milk if ya got fresh already?

 

brown lettuce?

 

hmmm in my fridge there is some beer left over from last night, there is mustard, mayonaise, jam, but nothing else. we have all these condiments but no bread or anything to eat it with. gotta wait til the weekend

 

It's good for making biscuits.

And my lettuce is an experiment. I'm trying to grow the next great antibiotic.

 

I'm ok I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

haha oh ok

 

I got some Phenergan suppositories in there too.

Need one?

And I could cure cancer with my lettuce. It's feasible.





































TOTALLY.

 

just thinking about that brown lettuce makes me want to vomit

 

You got a weak stomach. >.>

 

meehhh sometimes
when it comes to rotten lettuce.yes

 

hah I have phenergan suppositories in my fridge too. I stick them up my ass every six hours and take the tabs too. Try them from noth ends...works so much better. I kept down baked tortilla chips, non fat refried black beans and not fat soy cheese tonight of course just a really small amount but still dman im impressed with myself.

 

KC man it bites it really bites. I like my food girl damn i like my food. tonight my mom's making me a nonfat brownie sundae. I can;t eat over 250 calories in one sitting and I can't have over 8 grams of fat in a day or 2 grams in a meal and now that i feel better i have an appetite again and wanna eat like the curvy woman i am meant to be. Shopping feels good though I bought a size six in pants tonight and a size 8 in a suit jacket..in bcbg never the less which runs small as hell. i look like shit under clothes though i have no muscles anymore. i cant even open freaking jars for myself i hate it. i really hate it.

 

oh and wine my mom's a wino (not really) we always have a few bottles in there that don't stay in there too long. It's annoying because she puts them in front of the juice and then i gotta move the wine to get my juice...I rearrange everything constantly int he fridge, the linen cabinet, whrere the trash is kept... it's a wonder she lets me live here still. i would hate to live with me i'm anal retentive but an anal retentive slob

 

7 egss + a jar of pickled eggs
half a cabbage
brocally
colly flower
3 tomatoes
a turnip
jelepnios..fresh and pickled
red peppers
carrots
greenonion
cellery
beats
1/2 liter of goat milk
garlic sasusage
left over haggis
7 kinds of hot sauce
margerine
sour creem
sourkrout
pickled hearing
pickles
soy suase
fsih sause
oyster sasue
thai curry paste
mustard
ketchup
miricle whip
bbq sause
italian dressing
jar of salsa
sharp cheddar cheese
danish blue cheese

and some modly shit at the back....holy shit thats gross, think its chili form 3-4 months ago

 

damn thats got to be cold going in..brrrrr

 

Currently your Body's metabolic rates are extraordinarily high to burn copious amounts of booze.

This Situation usually won't last forever.
Sooner or later something's gotta give/choices must be made:

• become a nonpracticing alcoholic *L*
  
• start eating skinny - low fat/dangerously hot crap chased w/Zantac
• no change = blimp city.

We all do Know sushi(sashimi) is the perfect food regardless of metabolic rates, eh?