Constant Erections

When I wake tomorrow I'm not going to enjoy cigarettes and beer etc. I'm going to go 'T Total' and quit for a few months. I might go out for a drink with my friends on Saturdays only when my 3 months are over... in previous attempts to quit, I've always experienced constant erections. I don't even have to think about fucking.. I can just be standing anywhere and pop a meaty 'bad boy' for like 20 minutes at a time

This occurs every 30 mins to an hour and I don't know why. If I eat a nice meal or I'm just chilling out browsing the net, I'll get an unexpected boner.. I don't mean a semi either. I'm talking full fledged and raring to go!

I'm guessing my circualtion is improving or something IDK.. I call them U B's (unnecessary boners). I love my boners but it's inappropriate when I visit friends for dinner (especially if the table top is glass).

I usually tuck it under my belt but my helmet sticks out... I cover that with my tee shirt etc... I'm 6'5" and I have a modest 8.1 inch erection.

How long do you guys thing I'll quit for this time? My friends thnk I'll last for 5 days this time

 

holyyyy!

 

Holy what?

 

Were you refering to the size of my cock? IDK...

 

This topic should have recieved 100 replies by now. What on Earth could be more more important than my cock?

 

I cannot speak english

 

Sigh.

 

You can go ahead and speak in Canadian. I studied your language in college.

 

ws that before "take over Canada's water supply" in college?

 

When you say 8.1 inch erection, are you referring to the one you're sitting on?

 

Is he sitting on your lap?

Hahaha... yeah, it was funny when I thought it.

 

IDK, can we get back on topic now?

 

We ARE on topic.

 

Don't make homo posts please. My initial post is actually fact.

 

My dick gets hard when I look at some really pretty marijuana. When I have uncontrollable boners, I just flip it up and tuck it under the waist of my pants and nobody can tell. hahaha

 

When you get hard looking at pot, you know you've got some serious issues.

 

I get happy sometimes when I look at pot but not that happy.

 

you get happy looking at other things too :X

 

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

C'mon Fitzy.... we don't want to hear about how you showed her your schlong over the internet.