Constant Erections

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by 121, May 11, 2007.

  1. 121

    121 Senior Member

    When I wake tomorrow I'm not going to enjoy cigarettes and beer etc. I'm going to go 'T Total' and quit for a few months. I might go out for a drink with my friends on Saturdays only when my 3 months are over... in previous attempts to quit, I've always experienced constant erections. I don't even have to think about fucking.. I can just be standing anywhere and pop a meaty 'bad boy' for like 20 minutes at a time :eek:

    This occurs every 30 mins to an hour and I don't know why. If I eat a nice meal or I'm just chilling out browsing the net, I'll get an unexpected boner.. I don't mean a semi either. I'm talking full fledged and raring to go! :eek:

    I'm guessing my circualtion is improving or something IDK.. I call them U B's (unnecessary boners). I love my boners but it's inappropriate when I visit friends for dinner (especially if the table top is glass).

    I usually tuck it under my belt but my helmet sticks out... I cover that with my tee shirt etc... I'm 6'5" and I have a modest 8.1 inch erection.

    How long do you guys thing I'll quit for this time? My friends thnk I'll last for 5 days this time :eek:
     
  2. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

    holyyyy!
     
  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Holy what? :eek:
     
  4. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Were you refering to the size of my cock? IDK...
     
  5. 121

    121 Senior Member

    This topic should have recieved 100 replies by now. What on Earth could be more more important than my cock? :confused:
     
  6. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

    I cannot speak english
     
  7. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

  8. 121

    121 Senior Member

    You can go ahead and speak in Canadian. I studied your language in college.
     
  9. SunStoned72

    SunStoned72 just kidding

    ws that before "take over Canada's water supply" in college?
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When you say 8.1 inch erection, are you referring to the one you're sitting on?
     
  11. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Is he sitting on your lap?

    Hahaha... yeah, it was funny when I thought it. :D
     
  12. 121

    121 Senior Member

    IDK, can we get back on topic now? :D
     
  13. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    We ARE on topic.
     
  14. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Don't make homo posts please. My initial post is actually fact.
     
  15. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

    My dick gets hard when I look at some really pretty marijuana. When I have uncontrollable boners, I just flip it up and tuck it under the waist of my pants and nobody can tell. hahaha
     
  16. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    When you get hard looking at pot, you know you've got some serious issues.
     
  17. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    I get happy sometimes when I look at pot but not that happy.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    you get happy looking at other things too ;) :X
     
  19. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    I have no idea what you're talking about. ;)
     
  20. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    C'mon Fitzy.... we don't want to hear about how you showed her your schlong over the internet.
     

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