Confessions Of A Cross Dresser!

Yes thet's right our very own Johnny2Mad! No longer shall he be known as Good Jonathan, for on weekends he is Girl Jonathan! Here's the evidence from a recent MSN conversation with him:

Sal says: did someone drop you on your head as a kid?

jonathan says: got karate chopped and locked in a cupboard

jonathan says: tied down and dressed in girls dresses

jonathan says: sexually abused

Sal says: why did you dress in girls clothes?

jonathan says: my sister and her friends on one occassion dressed me up

jonathan says: this was before the beard

jonathan says: feel mentally scarred

jonathan says: I like bears

jonathan says: and soup and simple things

Aww, bless, now we all know the secret to Good Jonathan's madness....

 

well your post made me laugh rather selective editing

 

Still, all words uttered by you I believe, it'd stand up against a libel case, honest....

 

Hehehe, poor Jonathan!

May I ask how those turnips are growing?

 

there is no shame in dressing in womens.. clothing i mean.. i do it all the time... but then again i am a women so... hmm.. nah he's still Good Jonathan, he tells good storys, he has a good beard and he has a fine bear! So, Good Jonathan it is!

 

buggery bollocks .. remind me never to have a chat with our super moderator on msn .. dont know where its gonna end up! ...

 

But you do know where it's gonna end up. That's the problem!

 

you think the bugger archives them????????

 

He probably keeps them and uses them when he feels like chokin' his chicken

 

Bizzare! (this thing which stops you posting unless you have 10 charicters is really annoying, but by typing that i dont like it i have now more than made up for my 10 characters! huzzah!)

 

Maybe we should get a transvestism forum?

 

I dont think this is very nice on jonny, as we know every story jonny tells is true and so that means this story is true..which means dont ever tell the truth to sal on msn as he will post it!
tell us another story jonny i miss them!!

 

C'mon, who hasn't occasionally raided their mum's wardrobe and worn a nice dress in front of the mirror?

 

Dont feel bad my friend Jake came to school in a skirt today...

 

Cough....

 

Panto - Beauty and the Beast April 2007

 

Gorgeous as ever Dame Dappy!

 

Bit of a rushed snap, hairs a bit of a mess.

 

if we're quoting msn conversaions
Sal - PooPheonix
Katheirne = Me

Sal says:
and is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about animals?
katherine says:
yes
katherine says:
you fancy lassie dont you?
Sal says:
my god what a dog
katherine says:
he'll never love you
Sal says:
she
Sal says:
i'm not into gay animal sex



i worry. you heard it here first

 

And now the resolution:


katherine says:
he'll never love you
Sal says:
she
Sal says:
i'm not into gay animal sex
katherine says:
just girl dogs?
Sal says:
well i went out with you didn't i?