Confessions Of A Cross Dresser!

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Peace-Phoenix, May 12, 2004.

  1. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Yes thet's right our very own Johnny2Mad! No longer shall he be known as Good Jonathan, for on weekends he is Girl Jonathan! Here's the evidence from a recent MSN conversation with him:

    Sal says: did someone drop you on your head as a kid?

    jonathan says: got karate chopped and locked in a cupboard

    jonathan says: tied down and dressed in girls dresses

    jonathan says: sexually abused

    Sal says: why did you dress in girls clothes?

    jonathan says: my sister and her friends on one occassion dressed me up

    jonathan says: this was before the beard

    jonathan says: feel mentally scarred

    jonathan says: I like bears

    jonathan says: and soup and simple things

    Aww, bless, now we all know the secret to Good Jonathan's madness....


     
  2. jonny2mad

    jonny2mad Senior Member

    well your post made me laugh rather selective editing :)
     
  3. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Still, all words uttered by you I believe, it'd stand up against a libel case, honest....
     
  4. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    Hehehe, poor Jonathan!

    May I ask how those turnips are growing?
     
  5. Dandelion_Blood

    Dandelion_Blood Gremlin

    there is no shame in dressing in womens.. clothing i mean.. i do it all the time... but then again i am a women so... hmm.. nah he's still Good Jonathan, he tells good storys, he has a good beard and he has a fine bear! So, Good Jonathan it is!
     
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  6. Maon

    Maon Member

    buggery bollocks .. remind me never to have a chat with our super moderator on msn .. dont know where its gonna end up! ...


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  7. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

    But you do know where it's gonna end up. That's the problem!


     
  8. Maon

    Maon Member

    you think the bugger archives them????????
     
  9. DoktorAtomik

    DoktorAtomik Closed For Business

    He probably keeps them and uses them when he feels like chokin' his chicken ;)
     
  10. Spyder

    Spyder La dah de dah

    Bizzare! (this thing which stops you posting unless you have 10 charicters is really annoying, but by typing that i dont like it i have now more than made up for my 10 characters! huzzah!)
     
  11. Merlin

    Merlin Member

    Maybe we should get a transvestism forum?
     
  12. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

    I dont think this is very nice on jonny, as we know every story jonny tells is true and so that means this story is true..which means dont ever tell the truth to sal on msn as he will post it!
    tell us another story jonny i miss them!!:)
     
  13. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    C'mon, who hasn't occasionally raided their mum's wardrobe and worn a nice dress in front of the mirror?
     
  14. flowerchild17

    flowerchild17 I practice safe sax.

    Dont feel bad my friend Jake came to school in a skirt today...
     
  15. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

  16. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

    Panto - Beauty and the Beast April 2007
     
  17. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    Gorgeous as ever Dame Dappy!
     
  18. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

    Bit of a rushed snap, hairs a bit of a mess. :)
     
  19. PinkMoon

    PinkMoon Senior Member

    if we're quoting msn conversaions
    Sal - PooPheonix
    Katheirne = Me

    Sal says:
    and is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about animals?
    katherine says:
    yes
    katherine says:
    you fancy lassie dont you?
    Sal says:
    my god what a dog
    katherine says:
    he'll never love you
    Sal says:
    she
    Sal says:
    i'm not into gay animal sex



    i worry. you heard it here first
     
  20. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

    And now the resolution:


    katherine says:
    he'll never love you
    Sal says:
    she
    Sal says:
    i'm not into gay animal sex
    katherine says:
    just girl dogs?
    Sal says:
    well i went out with you didn't i?
     

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