CONFESS-your *secret* hipforums crush

i have a crush on myself,since nobody does..

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oh ass..my dying man got screwed up..

 

if u have a crush on someone online then u need to do this:
1. disconnect
2. turn of ur comp
3. take it throw it out the window
4. get the fuck outta the house
5. start looking for a hooker cuz thats prolly all ur gonna get ur whole life so start saving


if that offended ne one im sry, but i actually dont give a fuck.

 

You're a fucktard. These aren't *real* crushes. We're just having fun. God, you're fucking retarded.

 

While the internet is no substitute for real human interaction, it's not impossible to get to know someone online, so why can't an online crush be considered legitimate? I've had many 'real life' crushes on people without even knowing or talking to them. In some ways, having a crush on someone from here could be considered healthier, if the attraction formed from chatting with eachother instead of simply seeing someone from a distance and forming an obsession with the person's image. My tendency of expressing myself better through writing, though, could be causing me to see this differently than others. I have been able to connect with several people by chatting online, including my boyfriend.


That said, Naykidape's posts always brightened up my day.

 

sorry you feel that way, but what a way to make people feel great about themselves....that hooker bit was classic....but lucifersam was right some of us on here may not have real forum crushes, its a thread..not the dating game.....so give us a break okay?

 

I earned a mention without ever showing my face.

And for this... I have a crush on myself! For being too poor and stupid to own/know how to use a digital camera.

Right on, me.

 

The word Crush

1. To press between opposing bodies so as to break or injure.
2. To break, pound, or grind (stone or ore, for example) into small fragments or powder.
3. To put down; subdue: crushed the rebellion.
4. To overwhelm or oppress severely: spirits that had been crushed by rejection and failure.
5. To crumple or rumple: crushed the freshly ironed shirt.
6. To hug, especially with great force.
7. To press upon, shove, or crowd.
8. To extract or obtain by pressing or squeezing: crush juice from a grape.
9. Archaic. To drink; quaff.

So Who does Jedi have a "Crush" on

 

This is very interesting...

couple of more definitions of "crush"

1. To be or become crushed.
2. To proceed or move by crowding or pressing.

n.

1. The act of crushing; extreme pressure.
2. The state of being crushed.
3. A great crowd: a crush of spectators.
4. A substance prepared by or as if by crushing, especially a fruit drink: orange crush.
5. A decisive or critical moment or situation.
6. The process of stamping or crushing grapes for wine.

 

I forget to mention what I want to do with my crush.

I want to feed her fried chicken, dance with her like a hillbilly, shave her head, put socks on her arms, take a bubblebath with her, take her on a long high-speed dirve down an empty highway in the rain (of course she will be topless hanging out the window), then bring her home, cover her in chocolate and eat her up for dessert.

Yummy.

 

What about stamping her for some wine?


Crush : The process of stamping or crushing grapes for wine.

 

She don't drink wine. Whisky... maybe. Wine, no.

 

I don't know this topic makes me laught, LoL... do people actualy come here to mate??
I don't know.

 

i keep nothing secret, if i wanna fuck you...you probly already know it!
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I wanna be on that list of people you want to fuck.

 

didn't we already do this a while ago.... maybe even a couple times with basically the same answers and the same old people...

 

ummmm...i would have to say soulrebel51, freakyjoeman, birdmigration. theres definitely more that i cant think of right now

 

prolly the same thread. this ones been around since the month you joined.

 

Actually, there is another, older, longer thread on this same topic in the "Relationships" forum... I think.

 

I have a crush on:

DangerMoose
LuciferSam
Avacado_salesman

and from the old forums...Dunno if he is still around:

Jonathon....

Anyone remember him?

Too bad I don't talk more. I would have people crushing on me

Holly