Computer Engineer Barbie

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gyro Gearloose, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    that is interesting. Do they wear contact lenses instead or don't they need any assistance? In a random office usually half of the people or so are wearing glasses.

    Are you tough enough to stand the pic ;)?

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    Gyro
     
  2. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    She looks good... but I can see her getting boring very fast
     
  3. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Dear Boogabaah,

    oops, I have to reconsider my opinion about you. Nah, just kidding. So that bad guy won? Everytime?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    I've not interviewed them =P
     
  5. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    that's Arrmerrricccaaarrrr. That's the way to do business and to become fscking rich ;). There's a lot to learn for me ;).


    Ripping off arms of teddy bears is cruel, but ripping off arms of barbies or putting them in a microwave oven is acceptable. Strange world that is ;). So you missed your pink phase? I've heard every girl has a pink phase, shortly before they have a horse phase ;).

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    Gyro
     
  6. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    real engineers are more fun. OK, you have to invest into a dinner from time to time. But it's worth the money.

    You should. But don't tell them that you're interested in Computer Engineer Barbie ;).

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    Gyro
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    having two older brothers just waiting to mock you takes the joy and innocence out of both the horse and pink phase.
     
  8. lode

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    The pink slippers don't look static resistant.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Ahahaha =D
     
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Several years back some woman who collected Barbie dolls announced to the world that she can reveal Barbie’s inner most thoughts through a process known as trance channeling.

    By channeling Barbie dolls and keeping a diary of her activities, Barbie doll owners throughout the world can better understand the needs of their dolls and bond with them on a spiritual level :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  11. joyfulsara

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    i miss barbie. playing with those dolls was so much fun. my grandmother worried about me because my barbies and kens were ALWAYS nude.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Unless they were anatomically correct, she had no need to worry [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  13. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    That's right...

    of course you'd end up with the Barbie dysfunctional love triangle play set- G.I. Joe and Ken sold separately.
     
  14. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Good morning,

    a colleague of mine has a daughter and a son in that age: the boy is like many boys into foosball, the girl is somewhere at the end of the pink and barbie phase. The colleague is fearing the upcoming horse phase a little bit I guess ;).


    Many customers have anti static ribbons. You put one end of the ribbon under your foot into the shoe, the other end is glued under the sole. And no, I don't wear pink barbie shoes.

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    Gyro
     
  15. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Good morning,

    does it work?

    These dolls aren't anatomically correct, are they? Reminds me a little bit of the real doll thread. They are very anatomically correct ;).

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    Gyro
     
  16. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    I'm still in the learning phase, but let me guess. The pregnancy avoiding kit as well as the STD avoiding kit are add-ons, that are sold separately, too?

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    Gyro
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hmmmmm well let me think…..:rolleyes:

    The trance channeling was a rouse to deceive the public that she was legitimately taping into metaphysical Barbie, when in reality she was schizophrenic and really believed Barbie was communicating with her through mental telepathy :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  18. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I presume those glasses come off if you are not happy with them?

    I'm that bothered what what she looks like...I appreciate the different roles she has.

    It sure beats "Housewife Barbie"...as one of the only options available.

    [​IMG]

    Circa 1965 (what sexual revolution?)
     
  19. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Trying to make Barbie look smart is like turning water into wine. Only Jesus could do it.
     
  20. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hello,

    the interesting question is: would he?

    Regards
    Gyro
     
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